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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Sept-21 13:49:16

There is a ride that makes me ill
I have to take a calming pill
Tips me upside down

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Hellogirl1 Mon 06-Sept-21 22:24:16

There is a ride that makes me ill
I have to take a calming pill
Tips me upside down
Above the ground

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Crocus5 Tue 07-Sept-21 10:21:14

There is a ride that makes me ill
I have to take a calming pill
Tips me upside down
Above the ground
Oh, how good it’ll be to be still

I like a nice stroll in the park

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henetha Tue 07-Sept-21 11:21:35

I like a nice stroll in the park
Daytime only, not after dark

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Sept-21 19:34:41

I like a nice stroll in the park
Daytime only, not after dark
In the warm sunshine

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Grany Tue 07-Sept-21 21:05:30

I like a nice stroll in the park
Daytime only, not after dark
In the warm sunshine
It's so just sublime

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Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Sept-21 23:23:02

I like a nice stroll in the park
Daytime only, not after dark
In the warm sunshine
It`s just so sublime
Especially if I hear a lark

Its song is so pure and clear

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henetha Wed 08-Sept-21 10:38:02

Its song is so pure and clear
My heart leaps when I hear one near

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Sept-21 19:51:37

Its song is so pure and clear
My heart leaps when I hear one near
A beautiful sound

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Sept-21 20:28:45

Its song is so pure and clear
My heart leaps when I hear one near
A beautiful sound
Fills the air around

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henetha Thu 09-Sept-21 10:50:15

Its song is so pure and clear
My heart leaps when I hear one near
A beautiful sound
Fills the air around
Better than some music we hear.

My deaf old uncle from Dorset

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Sept-21 14:32:31

My deaf old uncle from Dorset
Displayed an incredible wit

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Hellogirl1 Sun 12-Sept-21 23:24:20

My deaf old uncle from Dorset
Displayed an incredible wit
Does tricks with false teeth

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nanna8 Mon 13-Sept-21 04:13:39

My deaf old uncle from Dorset
Displayed an incredible wit
Does tricks with false teeth
Has large cheesy feet

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Crocus5 Tue 14-Sept-21 11:23:33

My deaf old uncle from Dorset
Displayed an incredible wit
Does tricks with false teeth
Has large cheesy feet
Amused everyone he has met

There was a young man from Bejing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Sept-21 15:24:55

There was a young man from Beijing
With a lovely voice he would sing

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Hellogirl1 Wed 15-Sept-21 21:51:00

There was a young man from Beijing
With a lovely voice he would sing
His songs were Chinese

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Juliet27 Thu 16-Sept-21 07:01:55

There was a young man from Beijing
With a lovely voice he would sing
His songs were Chinese
And sung with such ease

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henetha Thu 16-Sept-21 11:13:23

There was a young man from Beijing
With a lovely voice he would sing
His songs were Chinese
And sung with such ease
And he could dance the Highland Fling.

He should enter a talent show

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nanna8 Thu 16-Sept-21 11:16:49

He should enter a talent show
Alas, his government says, ‘no’

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Hellogirl1 Thu 16-Sept-21 22:15:11

He should enter a talent show
Alas, his government says, "no"
Dignity is all

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Sept-21 05:54:02

He should enter a talent show
Alas, his government says, "no"
Dignity is all
Pride before a fall

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henetha Sat 18-Sept-21 11:20:27

He should enter a talent show
Alas, his government says, "no"
Dignity is all
Pride before a fall
He's sad now with his head hung low.

He's emigrating to Hong Kong

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Sept-21 12:48:36

He's emigrating to Hong Kong
Where perhaps they’ll accept his song

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Hellogirl1 Sat 18-Sept-21 22:18:09

He`s emigrating to Hong Kong
Where perhaps they`ll accept his song
They`re much cooler there

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