Limericks 17

Its best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways
Observancy pays
Sometimes life can be such a worry

I once had a dream about fairies

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways
Observancy pays

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry

Should have checked the water level
Before being a dare devil
He headed straight in
Then made such a din
In such pastimes just don't revel

It's best to be safe not sorry

Should have checked the water level
Before being a dare devil
He headed straight in
Then made such a din

Should have checked the water level
Before being a daredevil
He headed straight in

Should have checked the water level
Before being a daredevil

depth is a difficult one, suggest we try level

Should have checked the water level

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong
And entered headlong
Stood up and cried "I`m a fool!"

"I should have checked the water depth"

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong
And entered headlong

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’
Not artisan gin
But now I’d just rather have tea

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’
Not artisan gin

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine
'Hic', head hurts like swine
Took painkillers brought by Terry.

I used to like a 'Cherry B'

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine
'Hic,' head hurts like swine

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry

When Santa Claus' favourite elf
Declared, "No more climbing the shelf"
I'm on the table
'Cos I'm not able
And with that, I bid you, "Good health!"

I bought a bottle of sherry

When Santa Claus` favourite elf
Declared "No more climbing the shelf"
I`m on the table
'Cos I'm not able

When Santa Claus` favourite elf
Declared "No more climbing the shelf"
I`m on the table

When Santa Claus’ favourite elf
Declared “No more climbing the shelf”