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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Tina49 Sat 05-Feb-22 02:42:19

Its best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways
Observancy pays
Sometimes life can be such a worry

I once had a dream about fairies

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Feb-22 17:18:14

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways
Observancy pays

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Feb-22 10:13:12

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry
Try looking both ways

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Crocus5 Tue 01-Feb-22 09:33:33

It’s best to be safe, not sorry
Don’t get knocked down by a lorry

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Feb-22 07:20:31

Should have checked the water level
Before being a dare devil
He headed straight in
Then made such a din
In such pastimes just don't revel

It's best to be safe not sorry

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Hellogirl1 Mon 31-Jan-22 21:18:18

Should have checked the water level
Before being a dare devil
He headed straight in
Then made such a din

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Crocus5 Mon 31-Jan-22 10:01:29

Should have checked the water level
Before being a daredevil
He headed straight in

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Jan-22 02:42:19

Should have checked the water level
Before being a daredevil

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Jangran99 Sat 22-Jan-22 20:31:43

depth is a difficult one, suggest we try level

Should have checked the water level

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Hellogirl1 Mon 17-Jan-22 21:33:39

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong
And entered headlong
Stood up and cried "I`m a fool!"

"I should have checked the water depth"

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jan-22 23:15:19

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong
And entered headlong

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Hellogirl1 Sun 16-Jan-22 22:56:26

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool
He judged it all wrong

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jan-22 08:45:11

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole
Leapt from a height into a pool

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jan-22 08:39:03

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’
Not artisan gin
But now I’d just rather have tea

A foolhardy stuntman from Goole

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Jan-22 22:10:41

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’
Not artisan gin

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jan-22 08:04:23

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me
Cinzano was ‘in’

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jan-22 10:49:34

I used to like a 'Cherry B'
Brandy and Babycham for me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Dec-21 11:27:04

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine
'Hic', head hurts like swine
Took painkillers brought by Terry.

I used to like a 'Cherry B'

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-Dec-21 15:22:08

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine
'Hic,' head hurts like swine

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Dec-21 06:36:16

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry
I drank it like wine

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Hellogirl1 Thu 16-Dec-21 23:03:42

I bought a bottle of sherry
Hoping to make myself merry

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Dec-21 16:09:18

When Santa Claus' favourite elf
Declared, "No more climbing the shelf"
I'm on the table
'Cos I'm not able
And with that, I bid you, "Good health!"

I bought a bottle of sherry

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Dec-21 21:58:29

When Santa Claus` favourite elf
Declared "No more climbing the shelf"
I`m on the table
'Cos I'm not able

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Hellogirl1 Tue 14-Dec-21 21:24:42

When Santa Claus` favourite elf
Declared "No more climbing the shelf"
I`m on the table

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crazyH Tue 14-Dec-21 19:50:12

When Santa Claus’ favourite elf
Declared “No more climbing the shelf”

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