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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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henetha Thu 10-Feb-22 10:48:57

I think I’ll try something new today,
Having pink hair instead of grey,

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Tina49 Thu 10-Feb-22 07:45:09

And the adverts aren’t much better!
Designed my cash to unfetter,
I must stop spending
Get finance mending
Before the bank’s warning letter!

I think I’ll try something new today

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 07:10:58

And the adverts aren’t much better!
Designed my cash to unfetter,
I must stop spending
Get finance mending

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Tina49 Thu 10-Feb-22 00:22:00

And the adverts aren’t much better!
Designed my cash to unfetter,
I must stop spending

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Feb-22 19:24:34

And the adverts aren’t much better!
Designed my cash to unfetter,

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Feb-22 21:18:23

I really don`t know why I watch
Sitting for hours with a "scotch"
Though rubbish is shown
In each TV zone
I end up watching a hotchpotch

And the adverts aren’t much better!

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Hellogirl1 Tue 08-Feb-22 21:03:31

I really don`t know why I watch
Sitting for hours with a "scotch"
Though rubbish is shown
In each TV zone

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Feb-22 20:15:22

I really don’t know why I watch
Sitting for hours with a “scotch”
Though rubbish is shown

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Crocus5 Tue 08-Feb-22 11:13:43

I really don’t know why I watch
Sitting for hours with a “scotch”

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crazyH Tue 08-Feb-22 00:26:05

I`ve never been to a boot sale
They`re always uphill or down dale
But bargains galore
Are found on the floor
One pound bought a basket of kale

I really don’t know why I watch

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Hellogirl1 Mon 07-Feb-22 21:57:09

I`ve never been to a boot sale
They`re always uphill or down dale
But bargains galore
Are found on the floor

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crazyH Mon 07-Feb-22 21:52:29

I`ve never been to a boot sale
They`re always uphill or down dale
But bargains galore

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Hellogirl1 Mon 07-Feb-22 21:50:51

I`ve never been to a boot sale
They`re always uphill or down dale

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Feb-22 16:48:05

I dreamt that my bike`s brakes had failed
Unfortunately I was jailed
But I was able to escape
Though not in good shape
Because the prison wall I scaled

I’ve never been to a boot sale

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libra10 Mon 07-Feb-22 10:52:26

I dreamt that my bike`s brakes had failed
Unfortunately I was jailed
But I was able to escape
Though not in good shape

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Tina49 Mon 07-Feb-22 10:47:54

dreamt that my bike`s brakes had failed
Unfortunately I was jailed
But I was able to escape

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Feb-22 22:00:10

I dreamt that my bike`s brakes had failed
Unfortunately I was jailed

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Feb-22 21:43:06

I hate the naked chase nightmares
With nowhere to hide from the stares
So I wake with a fright
Relieved that my plight
Meant I’d not been showing my wares

I dreamt that my bike’s brakes had failed

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Jangran99 Sun 06-Feb-22 08:20:35

I hate the naked chase nightmares
With nowhere to hide from the stares
So I wake with a fright
Relieved that my plight

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Tina49 Sun 06-Feb-22 00:51:11

I hate the naked chase nightmares
With nowhere to hide from the stares
So I wake with a fright

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Feb-22 17:50:41

I hate the naked chase nightmares
With nowhere to hide from the stares

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Feb-22 16:46:46

I once had a dream 'bout fairies
Being chased by ugly hairies
I shouted out loud
Attracted a crowd
It seems their sympathy varies

I hate the naked chase nightmares ?

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Feb-22 15:51:12

I once had a dream 'bout fairies
Being chased by ugly hairies
I shouted out loud
Attracted a crowd

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Tina49 Sat 05-Feb-22 12:54:47

I once had a dream about fairies
Being chased by ugly hairies
So I shouted out loud

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henetha Sat 05-Feb-22 10:34:14

I once had a dream about fairies
Being chased by ugly hairies

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