Random unrelated posts

Storytime Write three sentences to continue the story. No one has added to the new story since April 10th.....

Alfonso
Sorry, this first bit is related. I can no longer find the Storytime thread.

Unrelated:
Is your AutoCorrect often far too enthusiastic and inaccurate?

Why do I get so tired and weary around midday?

Does anyone know who shot JR?

This morning an unopened bottle of soy sauce fell out of my kitchen wall cupboard onto the metal knob of a cast iron casserole. It shattered and the sauce hit the ceiling, work top, cupboards and floor. Why does anything that falls always end up in the cats' bowls?

Mollygo I've bumped up the Storytime thread. It's showing under Active forums, Games.

My neighbour's dog has been barking all day for some reason. Not sure why.

Why do the builders in my street only seem to move their butts when it's home time? They seem to spend the day sitting on the wall drinking tea, but come three o'clock all you can see is a dust trail.

Why do I get days when everything happens - car in for MOT, builders turning up, two parcels due. Then other days absolutely nothing happens ?

I'm going to recycle the pile of Waitrose Magazines that are taking up space in the under stair cupboard. Then maybe I'll be motivated to reorganise the cupboard.

I bought some plants yesterday, but it was so cold overnight that I don't think I should plant them out yet. I'll leave them in the porch for a week or two.

The 3 year old next door put a small stone tortoise on our wall and announced, “Hector has had a baby!” Hector is our tortoise, but it’s not my job to do Sex Ed with toddlers.

I've missed the deadline to order our Saturday moussaka!

Just spent the last hour picking the muck out of my hoover bag as the hoover bag shop is still shut.

Our flowering cherry is now fully out, so I can guarantee that within a few days there will be a howling gale to blow it all down and deposit a ton of pink snow for us to sweep up.
Happens without fail every year.
I just hope it rains at the same time - we could really do with it.

Ordered a new phone for MIL yesterday evening, it has arrived already

Yet another delivery man who thinks I don't know where I live. The third time this month someone has tried to deliver us someone else's parcel and argues with me when I tell him it's the wrong address, even if it is the right number and the road begins with the same two letters.

The windows were cleaned this morning. I suppose I had better clean the insides now.

Do I need to buy more kindling, or will it warm up soon and the log burner will no longer be needed

My baby boy will be 40 next week.

I watch an episode of A Place In The Sun while I eat my breakfast.

What an amazing sunset

I think I’m a thread killer.

Pondering the orangeness of oranges