Random unrelated posts

My dog really doesn't want to get off of the warm bed on a cold morning when my earlybird son wants to walk him

Oh my foot! Why did wear those boots?!

I wonder if I'll ever get shades to fit the fittings on our bedside lamps? Presently, I've just popped shades on top of the bulbs.

I can't believe the phrase Man up is still being used

How do shoe laces undo themselves?

No one mention Christmas, I've still two items to put away, but in my defence they are heavy.

Apologise she was praying to it not meditating.

It was certainly very mystical looking dead tree all jagged arms and fingers.Just thought what is that all about

Who in there right mind thought up the carrot family. Bying the lot for Christmas,the biggest being 3 ft high,it didn't get a second look when she unwrapped it..and we were told to buy it.

Grandpajo
Maybe she was trying to will it back to life!

How is everyone?

Why is that lady meditating was looking at a dead tree

The aim to reduce my sugar intake started in ernest. Last night the the four donoughts at Tesco across the road were reduced to twenty pence. Resistance was futile.

I never spill red wine...unless I'm wearing white! ☹

Do birds fly upside down?

That applies to me as well ! I don’t understand why !

I might quite like scurtlewumps, if I knew what they were? But I'm afraid to ask as they might be creepy crawlies!
I must get a long-handled brush out and sort out those cobwebs before we are over-run by spooders!!

absolutely tipping it down outside!

Why doesn't glue stick to the containers it comes in?

DanniRae

Ali08 - Clarts??

Mud. It's a Geordie expression.

I think September is my least favourite month - the end of summer (well this year it never really started ) - distant memories of going back to school - all the cold, miserable months to come
Crikey I've quite depressed myself now! I'll allow myself to think about a better Ch****mas this year - I have that to look forward to :-) ........Hopefully

Watched casualty 24/7 (think that was it) - there was a young man, not much older than our children, brought in after his second heart attack - makes you think

Why does only one of my socks develop a hole in the heel?

My ankles are itchy - probably flare up of eczema...

Ali08 - Clarts??

Let's go back to childhood so I can put on my bright orange wellies, blue macintosh with the big plastic buttons, and go jump in the clarts!!

Ive got an upset stomach today. Must be all those Victoria plums! I will make myself some mint tea - that usually settles it.