Random unrelated posts

Why do I waste my time on GN, when I KNOW I should be doing something more productive?

Why does your mouth move when applying eyeliner.

I stubbed my big toe 3 months ago and the nail turned navy blue. It fell off yesterday( the nail not the toe)

I’ll spare you any photographic evidence.

Why is every seventh wave bigger than the rest?

The trouble with this thread is that what comes into your mind to post is usually put there by the previous post. There must be a great hole there waiting to be filled.

Calendargirl

Why does it rain when I have just watered the garden?

Or when the windows have just been cleaned?

Why is the foam on a bubble bath always cold?

Why does it rain when I have just watered the garden?

Were Bill and Ben ever Flowerpot Boys?

Why do I love to walk around cities but not the beautiful countryside outside my door ??

Why does my next door neighbours visiting daughter's dog have such a weird bark?

Foccacia is rumbling away getting kneaded in the breadmaker. I've seen Foccaccia Bread Art on the net and I am tempted to create a flower garden on it, but I think I should stick to rosemary, black pepper and sea salt.

I don’t have any sense of smell in the mornings - it kicks in about noon. Always has!

Need some rain.

I have far too many books and not enough space.

Why is it that when you put a new or newly washed garment on that you invariably spill, splash or mark it in some way ?

Mornington Crescent.

My dog has a sixth sense. My daughter’s coming today for the first time since lockdown started, and somehow he knows, he’s on full alert, I think he’s waiting for the sound of her car.

Why are my ears getting bigger?

Why did I hate sprouts as a child, but love 'em now??

I like scurtlewumps....

Why, as you grow older, does your hair get thinner but your toenails get thicker?

I've been told not to eat yellow snow. Is this unreasonable?

My Gdd (nearly 6) wants me to knit 3 outfits for each of her 9 Barbies - a winter, spring and summer one.
And a coat each because they might feel cold out of doors otherwise. ?

Why do things always break down just when the warranty has expired?