LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

There was a young lady from Staffs
Who lived all her life just for laughs
Light-hearted was she
Liked to tee-hee-hee

There was a young lady from Staffs
Who lived all her life just for laughs
Light-hearted was she
Liked to tee-hee-hee
Her life was a series of faffs.

She then met a man from Cwmbran

She then met a man from Cwmbran
Who talked all the time, on and on

She then met a man from Cwmbran
Who talked all the time, on and on
He had some good jokes

She then met a man from Cwmbran
Who talked all the time, on and on
He had some good jokes
Which amused many folks

She then met a man from Cwmbran who talked all the time on and on he had some good jokes
which amused many folks
Despite some of them being quite long

My husband and I fell out

When my husband and I fell out
The neighbours clearly heard us shout

When my husband and I fell out
The neighbours clearly heard us shout
“Can you turn it down?”

When my husband and I fell out
The neighbours clearly heard us shout
“Can you turn it down?”
Came from all aroun'

When my husband and I fell out
The neighbours clearly heard us shout
“Can you turn it down?”
Came from all aroun'
He was a stupid great lout!

Things have got much better since then

Things have got much better since then
We went out and got a pet hen

Things have got much better since then
We went out and got a pet hen
She lays lots of eggs

Things have got much better since then
We went out and got a pet hen
She lays lots of eggs
For which our dog begs

Things have got much better since then
We went out and got a pet hen
She lays lots of eggs
For which our dog begs
She got one, but never again! ??

Our hen’s an affectionate bird

Our hen’s an affectionate bird
In fact, she's a bit of a nerd

Our hen's an affectionate bird
In fact, she's a bit of a nerd
Her quizzical looks

Our hen's an affectionate bird
In fact, she's a bit of a nerd
Her quizzical looks
As she reads her books

Our hen's an affectionate bird
In fact, she's a bit of a nerd
Her quizzical looks
As she reads her books
And plays backgammon, have you heard?

Our cock crows at unearthly hours

Our hen's an affectionate bird
In fact, she's a bit of a nerd
Her quizzical looks
As she reads her books
Learnt lots from this feathered and furred

Our cock crows at unearthly hours
You can hear him from up towers

Our cock crows at unearthly hours
You can hear him from up on the towers.
But say, “coq au vin”

Our cock crows at unearthly hours
You can hear him from up on the towers.
But say, “coq au vin”
Or "Where's my big pan?"

Our cock crows at unearthly hours
You can hear him from up on the towers.
But say, “coq au vin”
Or "Where's my big pan?"
He hides in the bushes for hours

You can't go wrong with a kipper

You can't go wrong with a kipper
Ate them since I was a nipper

You can't go wrong with a kipper
Ate them since I was a nipper
The bones are a pest