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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Sat 03-Jul-21 20:26:28

A girl from Weston-super-Mare
Decided to never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover
Went wild, moreover
Her boyfriend was bald, what a pair!!!!

Everyone stared as they walked past

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Jul-21 15:53:41

A girl from Weston-super-Mare
Decided to never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover
Went wild, moreover

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jul-21 14:37:37

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Decided to, never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover

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crazyH Sat 03-Jul-21 12:28:00

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Decided to, never cut her hair

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henetha Sat 03-Jul-21 10:30:36

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans
And shudders and moans
If he's in a bad mood then beware.

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jul-21 01:40:37

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans
And shudders and moans

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FarNorth Fri 02-Jul-21 23:58:19

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans

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crazyH Fri 02-Jul-21 22:01:30

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care

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Hellogirl1 Fri 02-Jul-21 21:05:08

This old house needs a make over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls I`ll paint red
On the ceiling, a bed
Be careful if you roll over

Please, spend the night here for a dare

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Jul-21 18:16:09

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls, I’ll paint red
On the ceiling, a bed

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crazyH Fri 02-Jul-21 17:33:37

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls, I’ll paint red

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FarNorth Fri 02-Jul-21 16:40:15

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Jul-21 15:53:25

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I'm scared they will smash
And cost lots of cash
And my nerves are all a-jangling.

This old house needs a make-over

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FarNorth Thu 01-Jul-21 22:56:15

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I`m scared they will smash
And cost lots of cash

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Hellogirl1 Thu 01-Jul-21 22:16:34

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I`m scared they will smash

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crazyH Thu 01-Jul-21 21:24:00

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Jul-21 20:14:28

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?
From early this dawn?
If 'twer me, I would yell and I'd cuss!

The thunder is crashing and banging

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crazyH Thu 01-Jul-21 14:27:39

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?
From early this dawn?

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Jul-21 13:56:16

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?

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FarNorth Thu 01-Jul-21 13:10:11

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Jul-21 12:12:44

I asked "D'ya mind if I join you?"
I won't if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat
Hope you don't mind that
We all need to talk, join the queue.

We'll chat while we wait for the bus

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crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 20:32:38

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
I won’t if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat
Hope you don’t mind that

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Jun-21 20:28:56

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
I won’t if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat

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GoldenLady Wed 30-Jun-21 14:47:36

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
"Won't do it if I am annoy'n you."

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crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 13:52:25

When Dilly had got herself slim
She decided to join a gym
To maintain her weight
She jogged with a mate
You won’t believe it !! They’re so trim!

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”

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