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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Jul-21 15:48:13

How happy your life will be then
You'll be back to normal again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Jul-21 17:42:36

How happy your life will be then
You'll be back to normal then
Forgot what that is

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Hellogirl1 Wed 14-Jul-21 22:46:23

How happy your life will be then
You`ll be back to normal then
Forgot what that is
Life sure needs some fizz

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FarNorth Thu 15-Jul-21 02:22:19

How happy your life will be then
You`ll be back to normal again
Forgot what that is
Life sure needs some fizz
You'll zoom until I don't know when.

I once went to Bexhill-on-Sea

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Jul-21 06:20:14

I once went to Bexhill-on-Sea
When parking on the front was free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Jul-21 08:25:59

I once went to Bexhill-on-Sea
When parkeing on the front was free
But now we must pay

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henetha Thu 15-Jul-21 10:17:21

I once went to Bexhill-on-Sea
When parkeing on the front was free
But now we must pay
So I stay away

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Jul-21 16:29:25

I once went to Bexhill-on-Sea
When parkeing on the front was free
But now we must pay
So I stay away
It's too long a journey for me!

The heat wave is still unrelenting

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Hellogirl1 Thu 15-Jul-21 22:00:34

The heat wave is unrelenting
I think that we may go tenting

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Jul-21 08:19:59

The heat wave is unrelenting
I think that we may go tenting
Find a good camp site

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jul-21 08:52:20

The heat wave is unrelenting
I think that we may go tenting
Find a good camp site
No midges that bite

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jul-21 14:38:03

The heat wave is unrelenting
I think that we may go tenting
Find a good camp site
No midges that bite
If anyone would be consenting.

The English we speak in this land

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crazyH Fri 16-Jul-21 16:53:42

The English we speak in this land
Is often found to be quite bland

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FarNorth Fri 16-Jul-21 17:51:16

The English we speak in this land
Is often found to be quite bland
Though Scots roll their R's

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jul-21 18:02:37

The English we speak in this land
Is often found to be quite bland
Though Scots roll their R’s
The Welsh lechyd da

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jul-21 20:31:16

The English we speak in this land
Is often found to be quite bland
Though Scots roll their R’s
The Welsh lechyd da
And some of our words should be banned.

At sports I'm completely inept

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jul-21 21:10:52

At sports I’m completely inept
At dodging sport I was adept

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Hellogirl1 Fri 16-Jul-21 21:13:37

At sport I`m completely inept
At dodging sport I was adept
Avoiding showers

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FarNorth Fri 16-Jul-21 23:45:50

At sport I`m completely inept
At dodging sport I was adept
Avoiding showers
One of my powers

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Mollygo Sat 17-Jul-21 08:02:13

At sporting completely inept
At dodging sport I was adept
Avoiding showers
On of my powers
In cross country running, I slept

But in trampolining I’d fly

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Crocus5 Sat 17-Jul-21 10:37:56

But in trampolining I’d fly
And almost reacting the sky

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Crocus5 Sat 17-Jul-21 10:38:28

Reaching

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Jul-21 15:35:23

But in trampolining I’d fly
And almost reaching the sky
While laughing, I'd soar

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FarNorth Sat 17-Jul-21 16:48:29

But in trampolining I’d fly
And almost reaching the sky
While laughing, I'd soar
Then jump more and more

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Hellogirl1 Sat 17-Jul-21 22:43:53

But in trampolining I`d fly
And almost reaching the sky
While laughing, I`d soar
Then jump more and more
The audience said "My, oh my!"

At discus I wasn`t crash hot

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