LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

I’m watching the ‘footie’ tonight
I hope the Scots use all their might
I’ve everything crossed
My flag is embossed

I`m watching the `footie` tonight
I hope the Scots use all their might
I`ve everything crossed
My flag is embossed
The losers will be put to flight.

I`m not a footie fan really

I’m not a footie fan really
But wish Scots had won ideally

I'm not a footie fan really
But wish Scots had won ideally
Neither team settled

I'm not a footie fan really
But wish Scots had won ideally
Neither team settled
Feathers were ruffled

I`m not a footie fan really
But wish Scots had won ideally
Neither team settled
Feathers were ruffled
They never were touchy feely

I hope when this tournament`s o`er

I hope when this tournament`s o`er
We can watch things, less of a bore

I hope when this tournament`s o`er
We can watch things, less of a bore
It’s Wimbledon soon

I hope when this tournament`s o`er
We can watch things, less of a bore
It’s Wimbledon soon
In the afternoon

I hope when this tournament`s o`er
We can watch things, less of a bore
It’s Wimbledon soon
In the afternoon
And that will seem less of a chore.

The summer solstice is now past

The summer solstice is now past
Tho lovely, bright weather may last

The summer solstice is now past
The lovely, bright weather may last
Unpredictable

The summer solstice is now past
The lovely, bright weather may last
Unpredictable
Unreliable

The summer solstice is now past
The lovely, bright weather may last
Unpredictable
Unreliable
Let’s nail our colours to the mast

We’ll wear the brightest of wellies

We'll wear the brightest of wellies
And spray them with our best 'smellies'

We'll wear the brightest of wellies
And spray them with our best 'smellies'
In puddles we’ll jump

We`ll wear the brightest of wellies
And spray them with our best "smellies"
In puddles we`ll jump
And land with a bump

We`ll wear the brightest of wellies
And spray them with our best "smellies"
In puddles we`ll jump
And land with a bump
Then go home for ice cream and jellies.

Of course we'll have some healthy fruit

Of course we'll have some healthy fruit
Some low calorie snacks, our figures to suit

Of course we'll have some healthy fruit
Some low-cal snacks, figures to suit
Drink lots of water

Of course we'll have some healthy fruit
Some low-cal snacks, figures to suit
Drink lots of water
Do all that we oughter

Of course we'll have some healthy fruit
Some low-cal snacks, figures to suit
Drink lots of water
Do all that we oughter
Of long term health we’re in pursuit

But exercise I find so hard

But exercise I find so hard
Must admit, I’m a lump of lard

But exercise I find so hard
Because I'm a barrel of lard

But exercise I find so hard
Because I'm a barrel of lard
So I stretch my hands