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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Nell8 Sun 25-Apr-21 08:51:42

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours
An upmarket soap
Know I wouldn't cope

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Apr-21 08:07:18

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours
An upmarket soap

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Mollygo Sun 25-Apr-21 07:47:12

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours

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Ashcombe Sun 25-Apr-21 07:30:34

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered
Lives are not hampered
How posh they all sound when talking!

Their lives are so different from ours.

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Apr-21 07:14:18

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered
Lives are not hampered

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Apr-21 23:07:17

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered

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Mollygo Sat 24-Apr-21 17:38:58

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Apr-21 15:27:54

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day
He said, “If I may,
I'll ask Mom to find me a mate."

Royals like animal stalking,

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Ashcombe Sat 24-Apr-21 12:58:42

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day
He said, “If I may....”

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Nell8 Sat 24-Apr-21 12:14:25

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day

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henetha Sat 24-Apr-21 10:59:28

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait

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Ashcombe Sat 24-Apr-21 07:17:40

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang
Of grá lasting Lang
Which left me with burning desire.

We happily started to date

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nanna8 Sat 24-Apr-21 04:17:02

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang
Of grá lasting Lang

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Mollygo Sat 24-Apr-21 03:16:07

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang

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crazyH Fri 23-Apr-21 19:11:39

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings on fire

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Apr-21 19:02:10

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy
The dog’s less yappy
But the cat’s yowling night and noon

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 18:45:47

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy
The dog’s less yappy

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crazyH Fri 23-Apr-21 18:02:23

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy

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Nell8 Fri 23-Apr-21 15:25:02

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Apr-21 15:09:46

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud
Shows that we all should
Hold off on the impulse to fight.

I wish I could sing more in tune

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Ashcombe Fri 23-Apr-21 11:13:35

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud
Shows that we all should

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 07:29:09

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud

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Mollygo Fri 23-Apr-21 07:26:24

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right

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nanna8 Fri 23-Apr-21 02:51:19

Philosophers here do abound
Convinced that their reasoning is sound
Aristotle's here
And Nietzsche,oh dear,
Common agreement can't be found

You can argue that black is white

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Mollygo Fri 23-Apr-21 00:34:46

Philosophers here do abound
Convinced that their reasoning is sound
Aristotle’s here
And Nietzsche, oh dear,

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