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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Sat 17-Apr-21 06:00:33

Hellogirl, a new start line please ?
New lines don't come to mind with ease
Like throwing mud at walls

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Ashcombe Sat 17-Apr-21 06:52:45

New lines don’t come to mind with ease,
Whilst rhyming can prove a real tease.

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Ashcombe Sat 17-Apr-21 06:55:12

Sorry crazyH, I missed your contribution and now realise that Juliet had created two lines! Doh!

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Juliet27 Sat 17-Apr-21 07:09:43

New lines don’t come to mind with ease,
Whilst rhyming can prove a real tease.
We await new themes

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Mollygo Sat 17-Apr-21 07:55:14

New lines don’t come to mind with ease
Whilst rhyming can prove a real tease
We await new themes
Food, travel, or dreams?

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nanna8 Sat 17-Apr-21 08:03:04

New lines don't come to mind with ease
Whilst rhyming can prove a real tease
We await new themes
Food, travel, or dreams?
Or sailing through a warm sea breeze?

The sea is warm and calm tonight

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Nell8 Sat 17-Apr-21 08:56:44

The sea is warm and calm tonight
Reflecting back the pale moonlight

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henetha Sat 17-Apr-21 09:54:35

The sea is warm and calm tonight
Reflecting back the pale moonlight
She walks there alone

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Juliet27 Sat 17-Apr-21 11:44:22

The sea is warm and calm tonight
Reflecting back the pale moonlight
She walks there alone
So no chaperone

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Apr-21 13:12:54

The sea is warm and calm tonight
Reflecting back the pale moonlight
She walks there alone
So no chaperone
A romantic affair to blight

For this illicit liaison

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Mollygo Sat 17-Apr-21 14:47:34

For this illicit liaison
Her clothes befit the occasion

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Apr-21 14:54:24

For this illicit liaison
Her clothes befit the occasion
Soft and revealing

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Apr-21 16:35:21

For this illicit liaison
Her clothes befit the occasion
Soft and revealing
Her senses reeling

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Apr-21 19:38:17

For this illicit liaison
Her clothes befit the occasion
Soft and revealing
Her senses reeling
TV's tuned to her favorite stazhion.

Of news of the virus I'm weary

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Apr-21 19:59:24

Could I respectfully remind folks that this is the very strict thread, lines of 88558 syllables!Other threads are more forgiving! ?

Of virus news I'm so weary
Wishing for something more cheery

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Didsbury Sat 17-Apr-21 21:05:11

There was a man from Peru
Whos limericks always ended at line two

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Didsbury Sat 17-Apr-21 21:06:51

There was a strange lass from Utoxetter
Who loved men throwing socks at her
She was cured of this stain
By a priest from Dunblane
Who quoted St Paul and John Knox at her

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Mollygo Sun 18-Apr-21 00:39:16

Of virus news I’m so weary
Wishing for something more cheery
Like visiting France

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Elrel Sun 18-Apr-21 00:48:37

Of virus news I’m so weary
Wishing for something more cheery
Like visiting France
Enjoying a dance

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crazyH Sun 18-Apr-21 01:01:10

Of virus news I’m so weary
Wishing for something more cheery
Like visiting France
Enjoying a dance
But my eyes, they do get so bleary

I wish I didn’t have the French Knot

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Mollygo Sun 18-Apr-21 03:37:52

I wish I didn’t have the French Knot
But if you’ve long hair, then why not?

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Apr-21 08:36:52

Wish I didn’t have the French Knot
But if you’ve long hair, then why not?
A pony tail’s fine

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Nell8 Sun 18-Apr-21 09:33:10

Wish I didn't have the French Knot
But if you've long hair, then why not?
A pony tail's fine
I loved swishing mine

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henetha Sun 18-Apr-21 12:10:29

Wish I didn't have the French Knot
But if you've long hair, then why not?
A pony tail's fine
I loved swishing mine
And showing the world what I've got.

But now it is short, grey and neat

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Apr-21 18:44:25

But now it is short, grey and neat
Keeping tidy's not such a feat

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