Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

While staying inside, quarantined,
I soon found my H was a fiend

While staying inside quarantined
I soon found DH was a fiend
Pernickety ways

While staying inside quarantined
I soon found DH was a fiend
Pernickety ways
Foul language he says

While staying inside quarantined
I soon found DH was a fiend
Pernickety ways
Foul language he says
And politically wrongly he leaned.

My cell phone is driving me nuts

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts
It clicks, honks and beeps

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts
It clicks, honks and beeps
And disturbs my sleeps

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts
It clicks, honks and beeps
And disturbs my sleeps
Even they hate it, my mutts .....

I wanted to join a nunnery

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts
It clicks, honks and beeps
Quite gives me the creeps

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I'd smash it but haven't the guts
It clicks, honks and beeps
Quite gives me the creeps
I hate it; no ifs, ands or buts.

(Cicadas are a kind of locust thatswarm throughout the U.S. every 17 years. It's always that exact time span, which is creepy. They are due to arrive in a few weeks.)

Cicada time here in the States

Cicada time here in the States
No point in trying to close the gates

Cicada time here in the States
No point in trying to close the gates
They get everywhere

Cicada time here in the States
No point trying to close the gates
They get everywhere
No need to despair

Cicada time here in the States
No point trying to close the gates
They get everywhere
No need to despair
They’ll soon be gone, until 2038

Here, we have the dreaded bindweed

Here, we have the dreaded bindweed
Growing at such a frantic speed

Here,we have the dreaded bindweed
Growing at such a frantic speed
It’s oxalis here

Here,we have the dreaded bindweed
Growing at such a frantic speed
It’s oxalis here
But I hold those dear

Here,we have the dreaded bindweed
Growing at such a frantic speed
It’s oxalis here
But I hold those dear
Since live and let live is my creed.

A joy to be out and about!

A joy to be out and about!
And that from the rooftops I'll shout

A joy to be out and about,
And that from the rooftops I’ll shout,
Have coffee with friends

A joy to be out and about
And that from the rooftops I'll shout,
Have coffee with friends
Tie up some loose ends

A joy to be out and about
And that from the rooftops I`ll shout,
Have coffee with friends
Tie up some loose ends
And hope it`s the end of my pout

Hellogirl, new start line please ?

Hellogirl, a new start line please ?
New lines don't come to mind with ease