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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Nell8 Wed 31-Mar-21 09:43:46

Photos of landscapes are better
As they are true to the letter
Sheep safely grazing
Skies are amazing

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crazyH Wed 31-Mar-21 13:30:00

Photos of landscapes are better
As they are true to the letter
Sheep safely grazing
Skies are amazing
In the middle, a red setter.

This is a good day for washing

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henetha Wed 31-Mar-21 13:30:15

Photos of landscapes are better
As they are true to the letter
Sheep safely grazing
Skies are amazing
Even when weather is wetter.

I drove to the seaside for fun

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henetha Wed 31-Mar-21 13:31:13

whoops...

This is a good day for washing
My machine is busily swoshing

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Ashcombe Wed 31-Mar-21 13:36:23

This is a good day for washing
My machine is busily swoshing
Full loads are eaten

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Mollygo Wed 31-Mar-21 14:36:42

This is a good day for washing
My machine is busily swoshing
Full loads are eaten
Wardrobes to neaten

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Nell8 Wed 31-Mar-21 17:39:28

This is a good day for washing
My machine is busily swoshing
Full loads are eaten
Wardrobes to neaten
And germs are given a coshing

What can I cook for my dinner?

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FarNorth Wed 31-Mar-21 18:41:17

What can I cook for my dinner?
Something to fill up my inner

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Grany Wed 31-Mar-21 18:44:52

What can I cook for my dinner?
Something to fill up my inner
Med diet is best

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crazyH Wed 31-Mar-21 19:14:08

What can I cook for my dinner?
Something to fill up my inner
Med diet is best
My tummy needs rest

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Juliet27 Wed 31-Mar-21 19:22:54

What can I cook for my dinner?
Something to fill up my inner
Med diet is best
My tummy needs rest
But for me a roast is winner

I wish I’d not bought so much fudge

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crazyH Wed 31-Mar-21 19:26:02

I wish I’d not bought so much fudge
I’ll eat it all and then, won’t budge

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Nell8 Thu 01-Apr-21 09:27:15

I wish I'd not bought so much fudge
I'll eat it all and then, won't budge
My stomach will churn

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Apr-21 09:47:58

I wish I'd not bought so much fudge
I'll eat it all and then, won't budge
My stomach will churn
Will I never learn

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henetha Thu 01-Apr-21 10:41:24

I wish I'd not bought so much fudge
I'll eat it all and then, won't budge
My stomach will churn
Will I never learn,
Please somebody, give me a nudge!

Remind me to not be greedy

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Mollygo Thu 01-Apr-21 11:38:19

Remind me not to be greedy
Then losing weight will be speedy

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FarNorth Thu 01-Apr-21 12:57:22

Remind me not to be greedy
Then losing weight will be speedy
Think how lithe I'll be

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Apr-21 13:29:59

Remind me not to be greedy
Then losing weight will be speedy
Think how lithe I'll be
And fit as a flea

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Nell8 Thu 01-Apr-21 17:47:41

Remind me not to be greedy
Then losing weight will be speedy
Think how lithe I'll be
And fit as a flea
Athletic - not fat, not weedy!

I've booked a short break by the sea

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Apr-21 20:55:27

I've booked a short break by the sea
And there’s a boat moored at the quay

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Ashcombe Thu 01-Apr-21 22:20:58

I've booked a short break by the sea
And there’s a boat moored at the quay
I’ll board with delight

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Mollygo Thu 01-Apr-21 23:14:48

I’ve booked a short break by the sea
And there’s a boat moored at the quay
I’ll board with delight
And enjoy the sight

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crazyH Thu 01-Apr-21 23:37:03

I’ve booked a short break by the sea
And there’s a boat moored at the quay
I’ll board with delight
And enjoy the sight
And then I’ll sit for a cream tea

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Apr-21 07:07:21

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones
They could add a couple of stones

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Ashcombe Fri 02-Apr-21 07:19:40

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones
They could add a couple of stones
But jam or cream first?

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