Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

Incredible pain on my tongue
A nasty black and yellow prong
I leapt out of bed
My face was bright red
As though I'd been horribly stung.

So to A&E I did run

So to A&E I did run
And nothing about it was fun

So to A& E I did run
And nothing about it was fun
Adrenaline jab

So to A& E I did run
And nothing about it was fun
Adrenaline jab
Which felt like a stab

So to A& E I did run
And nothing about it was fun
Adrenaline jab
Which felt like a stab
In tongue versus wasp, wasp won!

So back feeling sore to my home

So back feeling sore to my home
A lump on my tongue like a dome

So back feeling sore to my home
A lump on my tongue like a dome
Will heal pretty soon

So back feeling sore to my home
A lump on my tongue like a dome
Will heal pretty soon
That will be a boon

So back feeling sore to my home
A lump on my tongue like a dome
Will heal pretty soon
That will be a boon
Don’t want to suffer a syndrome

Lily livered Leo from Leeds

Lily-livered Leo from Leeds
Said, “Somebody sold me some seeds!”

Lily livered Leo from Leeds
Was offered a job, clearing weeds

Lily-livered Leo from Leeds
Said, “Somebody sold me some seeds!”
I paid a high price

Lily-live red Leo from Leeds
Said,”Somebody sold me some seeds!”
I paid a high price
But saw,in a trice

Lily-livered Leo from Leeds
Said, “Somebody sold me some seeds.
I paid a high price
But saw, in a trice
What profit I’d make growing weed!”

He planted the seeds in the park.

He planted the seeds in the park.
When no one would see him t’was dark

He planted the seeds in the park.
When no one would see him t’was dark
Watered them daily

He planted the seeds in the park.
When no one would see him t’was dark
Watered them daily
Talked to them gaily

He planted the seeds in the park
When no one would see him t'was dark
Watered them daily
Talked to them gaily
And thought to himself, "What a lark."

Unbeknownst to him, the Drugs Squad

Unbeknownst to him, the Drugs Squad
Was surveying the path he trod

Unbeknownst to him, the Drugs Squad
Was surveying the path he trod
Their sniffer dog stopped

Unbeknownst to him, the Drug Squad
Was surveying the path he trod
Their sniffer dog stopped
A sample they chopped

Unbeknownst to him, the Drug Squad
Was surveying the path he trod
Their sniffer dog stopped
A sample they chopped
And said "We`ve got you now, you sod!"

The hauled him off to the slammer

They hauled him off to the slammer
The coward made such a clamour

They hauled him off to the slammer
The coward made such a clamour
Cops said "Shut your trap"

They hauled him off to the slammer
The coward made such a clamour
Cops said “Shut your trap”
And gave him a smack