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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 23:43:15

We’re spiders in the World Wide Web
Feasting upon our daily bread

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Mar-21 23:55:45

We`re spiders in the World Wide Web
Feasting upon our daily bread
We tempt the "flies" in

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 06:33:54

We`re spiders in the World Wide Web
Feasting upon our daily bread
We tempt the "flies" in
And then we begin

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Mollygo Thu 11-Mar-21 06:34:03

We’re spiders on the World Wide Web
Feasting upon our daily bread
We tempt the “flies” in
Then munch with a grin

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Mollygo Thu 11-Mar-21 08:58:54

We’re spiders on the World Wide Web
Feasting upon our daily bread
We tempt the flies in
And then we begin
To crunch them to crumbs in our head

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Mollygo Thu 11-Mar-21 09:02:15

Some Gransnetters rise with the lark

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Mar-21 09:29:51

Some Gransnetters rise with the lark
While others ,like owls, choose the dark

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henetha Thu 11-Mar-21 09:54:35

Some Gransnetters rise with the lark
While others ,like owls, choose the dark
I'm a flamingo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Mar-21 11:57:26

Some Gransnetters rise with the lark
While others, like owls, choose the dark
I'm a flamingo
So pink, by Jingo

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crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 12:16:50

Some Gransnetters rise with the lark
While others, like owls, choose the dark
I'm a flamingo
So pink, by Jingo
I’ll strut and I’ll make my own mark

Going to change back into jimjams

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Mollygo Thu 11-Mar-21 13:49:46

Going to change back into jimjams
With maybe a couple of drams

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 15:06:36

Going to change back into jimjams
With maybe a couple of drams
Catch up on my sleep

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crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 15:21:39

Going to change back into jimjams
With maybe a couple of drams
Catch up on my sleep
My beauty to keep

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 15:47:21

Going to change back into jimjams
With maybe a couple of drams
Catch up on my sleep
My beauty to keep
Then I can join the world of glams

A wasp was in my room all night ?

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crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 15:51:33

A wasp was in my room all night ?
Think he was looking for a fight

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FarNorth Thu 11-Mar-21 20:23:59

A wasp was in my room all night ?
Think he was looking for a fight
And my kitty kat

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 21:10:19

A wasp was in my room all night ?
Think he was looking for a fight
And my kitty kat
Said “let me get that”

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Mollygo Thu 11-Mar-21 21:43:59

A wasp was in my room all night?
Think he was looking for a fight
My kitty kat
Said, “Let me get that,
And feed it you for your delight!”?

Mouth tightly closed I tried to sleep.

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Ashcombe Thu 11-Mar-21 22:47:36

Mouth tightly closed I tried to sleep,
Whilst peering through gloom for a peep.

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crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 23:01:23

Mouth tightly closed I tried to sleep,
Whilst peering through gloom for a peep.
I then felt a sting

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FarNorth Fri 12-Mar-21 00:48:08

Mouth tightly closed I tried to sleep,
Whilst peering through gloom for a peep.
I then felt a sting
And started to sing

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Mollygo Fri 12-Mar-21 01:11:51

Mouth tightly closed I tried to sleep
Whilst peering through bloom for a peep
I then felt a sting
and started to sing
Loud swear words bleep bleep bleep bleep BLEEP!

Incredible pain on my tongue

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nanna8 Fri 12-Mar-21 04:58:56

Incredible pain on my tongue
A nasty black and yellow prong

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Mollygo Fri 12-Mar-21 09:45:29

Incredible pain on my tongue
A nasty black and yellow prong
I leapt out of bed

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Mar-21 12:52:18

Incredible pain on my tongue
A nasty black and yellow prong
I leapt out of bed
My face was bright red

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