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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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henetha Mon 01-Feb-21 11:10:31

With feet scalded and tongue all scored
He thought, well at least I'm not bored,
I'll climb a mountain

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Ashcombe Mon 01-Feb-21 12:20:40

With feet scalded and tongue all scored
He thought, well at least I'm not bored,
I'll climb a mountain
Find a cool fountain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Feb-21 13:35:18

With feet scalded and tongue all scored
He thought, well at least I'm not bored
I'll climb a mountain
Find a cool fountain
And explore a Scandi fjord.

A queer fish of a chemist from Keele

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Mollygo Mon 01-Feb-21 13:55:50

A queer fish, a chemist from Keele
Said zip gliding has great appeal

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:31:11

A queer fish, a chemist from Keele,
Said zip gliding has great appeal
One slides down the wire

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Dragonella Tue 02-Feb-21 00:37:02

A queer fish, a chemist from Keele,
Said zip gliding has great appeal
One slides down the wire
Dressed in lycra attire

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:55:50

A queer fish, a chemist from Keele,
Said zip gliding has great appeal
One slides down the wire
In lycra attire
You have to admire his zeal

He keeps a jar of liniment

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Feb-21 09:09:35

He keeps a jar of liniment
To reduce pains to a miniment

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Mollygo Tue 02-Feb-21 11:57:38

He keeps a jar of liniment
To keep pain to a miniment
He just rubs it on

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FarNorth Tue 02-Feb-21 12:38:01

He keeps a jar of liniment
To keep pain to a miniment
He just rubs it on
And agony's gone

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crazyH Tue 02-Feb-21 13:27:03

He keeps a jar of liniment
To keep pain to a miniment
He just rubs it on
And agony's gone
Now he blames the government

Hunky Henry from Haddington

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Mollygo Tue 02-Feb-21 14:11:01

Hunky Henry from Haddington
Travelled one day to Paddington

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Feb-21 23:32:04

Hunky Henry from Haddington
Travelled one day to Paddington
His train was so late

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crazyH Tue 02-Feb-21 23:37:57

Hunky Henry from Haddington
Travelled one day to Paddington
His train was so late
He decided to wait

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Grany Tue 02-Feb-21 23:38:48

Hunky Henry from Haddington
Travelled one day to Paddington
His train was so late
So he missed his date

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Grany Tue 02-Feb-21 23:43:02

Hunky Henry from Haddington
Travelled one day to Paddington
His train was so late
He decided to wait
And chatted to Alison

So many, places where to go?

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FarNorth Wed 03-Feb-21 03:31:44

So many places, where to go?
To bask in sun or play in snow?

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Feb-21 07:08:09

So many places, where to go?
To bask in sun or play in snow?
This world is so vast

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nanna8 Wed 03-Feb-21 07:30:53

So many places, where to go?
To bask in sun or play in snow?
This world is so vast
And time’s flying past

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Feb-21 11:04:50

So many places, where to go?
To bask in sun or play in snow?
This world is so vast
And time's flying past
Our last trips were so long ago.

What's an adventurer to do?

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FarNorth Wed 03-Feb-21 18:15:23

What's an adventurer to do?
Get DVDs out, sit and view?

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Feb-21 21:50:38

What's an adventurer to do?
Get DVDs out, sit and view?
To take up knitting

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nanna8 Wed 03-Feb-21 22:59:38

What’s an adventurer to do ?
Get DVDs out,sit and view.
To take up knitting
Enjoy just sitting

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Dragonella Thu 04-Feb-21 00:08:48

What’s an adventurer to do ?
Get DVDs out, sit and view.
To take up knitting
Enjoy just sitting
And dream of Katmandu.

So when, in the future, we're free

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 00:31:54

So when, in the future, we're free
I’ll take a trip across the sea

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