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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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nanna8 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:33:16

A handsome lad visited Poole
But he looked a bit of a fool

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Mollygo Sat 23-Jan-21 00:15:22

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me if the school dorm,
Midnight feasts in the dark
Skinny dips for a lark,

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crazyH Sat 23-Jan-21 00:46:24

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me if the school dorm,
Midnight feasts in the dark
Skinny dips for a lark,
Then bed, calm before the storm.

Matron would come at the crack of dawn

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FarNorth Sat 23-Jan-21 11:41:03

A handsome lad visited Poole
But he looked a bit of a fool

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FarNorth Sat 23-Jan-21 11:42:08

A handsome lad visited Poole
But he looked a bit of a fool
He talked utter tripe

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crazyH Sat 23-Jan-21 11:45:05

A handsome lad visited Poole
But he looked a bit of a fool
He talked utter tripe
He was not my type

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Juliet27 Sat 23-Jan-21 14:26:38

A handsome lad visited Poole
But he looked a bit of a fool
He talked utter tripe
He was not my type
Because I’m so worldly and cool

His visit was during lockdown

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Jan-21 14:36:25

His visit was during lockdown
We thought he was a silly clown

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crazyH Sat 23-Jan-21 14:40:37

His visit was during lockdown
We thought he was a silly clown
Did cartwheels on cue

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Ashcombe Sat 23-Jan-21 15:11:28

His visit was during lockdown
We thought he was a silly clown
Did cartwheels on cue
Whilst wearing one shoe

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crazyH Sat 23-Jan-21 15:24:01

His visit was during lockdown
We thought he was a silly clown
Did cartwheels on cue
Whilst wearing one shoe
And ended with one foot worn down.

Decided to return to Poole

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Mollygo Sat 23-Jan-21 19:22:56

Decided to return to Poole
In a mask, so I follow the rule,

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Hellogirl1 Sun 24-Jan-21 00:14:06

Decided to return to Poole
In a mask so I follow the rule
I won`t get too near

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crazyH Sun 24-Jan-21 00:16:31

Decided to return to Poole
In a mask so I follow the rule
I won`t get too near,
Of Covid, I fear

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Mollygo Sun 24-Jan-21 05:19:19

Decided to return to Poole
In a mask so I follow the rule
I won’t get to near
Of Covid, I fear
Perhaps I’ll be safer in school!

The frost on the ground is so deep,

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Ashcombe Sun 24-Jan-21 07:31:15

The frost on the ground is so deep
It creeps up while we're sound asleep.

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nanna8 Sun 24-Jan-21 08:19:57

The frost on the ground is so deep
It creeps up while we’re sound asleep
It crackles and groans

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FarNorth Sun 24-Jan-21 09:45:25

The frost on the ground is so deep
It creeps up while we’re sound asleep
It crackles and groans
Which starts off our groans

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FarNorth Sun 24-Jan-21 09:45:47

The frost on the ground is so deep
It creeps up while we’re sound asleep
It crackles and groans
Which starts off our moans

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Mollygo Sun 24-Jan-21 11:21:08

The frost on the ground is so deep
It creeps up while we’re sound asleep
It crackles and groans
which starts off our moans
And we wish our hill wasn’t so steep!

A flurry of starlings today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Jan-21 11:48:22

A flurry of starlings today
A murmuration they do say

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henetha Sun 24-Jan-21 12:25:43

A flurry of starlings today
A murmuration they do say,
A wonderful sight

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crazyH Sun 24-Jan-21 13:21:48

A flurry of starlings today
A murmuration they do say,
A wonderful sight
Of them in full flight

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Mollygo Sun 24-Jan-21 15:21:12

Flurry of starlings today
a murmuration they do say
A wonderful sight
of them in full flight
whirling, swooping then off and away.

The far mountains are white-capped with snow,

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Jan-21 16:43:34

The far mountains are capped with snow,
And down here in frosty Glasgow

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