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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Ashcombe Thu 07-Jan-21 11:45:19

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see
Of both he and she

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 13:59:38

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see
Of both he and she
With everything there was to tell.

Celebrities all three became!

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Ashcombe Thu 07-Jan-21 20:29:31

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame.

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crazyH Thu 07-Jan-21 22:24:52

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame.
They moved to Knightsbridge

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Hellogirl1 Thu 07-Jan-21 22:33:29

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame
They moved to Knightsbridge
And bought a posh fridge

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Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 00:40:58

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame
They moved to Knightsbridge
And bought a posh fridge
Which brought them all lasting acclaim

I had a pet dragon called Dave

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henetha Fri 08-Jan-21 10:58:57

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Jan-21 13:30:42

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire

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FarNorth Fri 08-Jan-21 14:45:12

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire
And sang in a choir

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 14:53:20

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire
And sang in a choir
But sadly set fire to the nave.

Where is St George when you need him?

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Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 17:28:05

Where is St George when you need him?
With his talents that always precede him

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Hellogirl1 Fri 08-Jan-21 23:07:24

Where is St George when you need him?
With his talents that always precede him
He draws out his sword

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Jangran99 Sat 09-Jan-21 00:13:46

Where is St George when you need him?
His talents always precede him
He draws out his sword
And dragons are floored

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Jan-21 06:52:28

Where is St George when you need him?
His talents always precede him
He draws out his sword
And dragons are floored
This one only started a hymn!

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave

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Ashcombe Sat 09-Jan-21 09:12:24

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that’s not at all brave...

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henetha Sat 09-Jan-21 10:04:53

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that’s not at all brave...
He needs therapy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 09-Jan-21 13:46:10

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that's not at all brave
He needs therapy
Such a cowardy

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Ashcombe Sat 09-Jan-21 14:30:56

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that's not at all brave
He needs therapy
Such a cowardy
Young maidens he never will save!

Perhaps he will go on the stage

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FarNorth Sat 09-Jan-21 19:48:05

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage

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crazyH Sat 09-Jan-21 20:02:33

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He’ll ‘light’ the curtains

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Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 00:20:43

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He`ll `light` the curtains
Knowing for certain

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henetha Sun 10-Jan-21 11:16:17

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He`ll `light` the curtains
Knowing for certain
He's bound to be put in a cage.

So at least that's three meals a day

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nanna8 Sun 10-Jan-21 12:16:03

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
Giggling schoolgirls having a lark

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FarNorth Sun 10-Jan-21 14:04:08

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play

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Jangran99 Sun 10-Jan-21 16:36:02

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play
He likes attention

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