Limericks 17

I’ll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'

I took it to auction, lo and behold
To my amazement it was sold
For a sum so high
That I can now buy
Myself a sparkling ring of gold

I’ll wear it when out with my beau

I took it to auction, lo and behold
To my amazement it was sold
For a sum so high
That I can now buy

I took it to auction, lo and behold
To my amazement it was sold
For a sum so high

I took it to auction, lo and behold
To my amazement it was sold

I hope car boot sales start again
It's nice to look round now and then
For I once picked up
A large silver cup
For not more than a few pence

I took it to auction, lo and behold

I hope car boot sales start again
It's nice to look round now and then
For I once picked up
A large silver cup

I hope car boot sales start again
It's nice to look round now and then
I once picked up

I hope car boot sales start again
It's nice to look round now and then

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares
And make some sense of bulls and bears
But with my pittance
A small remittance
I can't even afford my bus fares

I hope car boot sales start again

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares
And make some sense of bulls and bears
But with my pittance
A small remittance

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares
And make some sense of bulls and bears
But with my pittance
Need to buy mittens

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares
And make some sense of bulls and bears
But with my pittance

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares
And make some sense of bulls and bears

But how can I make my speech better?
Must I follow rules to the letter?
Well I pay no heed
To grammar, but need
To be more of a tough go-getter

I'd like to deal in stocks and shares

But how can I make my speech better?
Must I follow rules to the letter?
Well I pay no heed
To grammar, but need

But how can I make my speech better?
Must I follow rules to the letter?
Well I pay no heed

But how can I make my speech better?
Must I follow rules to the letter?

That pedant from Perth always says
A mixed metaphor never pays
Periods and commas
And similar horrors
Will never help you mend your ways

But how can I make my speech better?

That pedant from Perth always says
A mixed metaphor never pays
Periods and commas
And similar horrors

That pedant from Perth always says
A mixed metaphor never pays
Periods and commas

That pedant from Perth always says
A mixed metaphor never pays

There was a young guy from Dunoon
Who played the drums with a spoon
The neighbours complained
But he never explained
Why the racket made everyone swoon.

That pedant from Perth always says

There was a young guy from Dunoon
Who played the drums with a spoon
The neighbours complained
But he never explained

There was a young guy from Dunoon
Who played the drums with a spoon
The neighbours complained