Limericks 17

The little girl who lived next door
Climbed trees and threw balls and what's more
Could outrun us all
With never a fall
With loud shouts and shrieks she did roar.

To her Mum she could do no wrong

To her Mum she could do no wrong
Their life was one long happy song

To her Mum she could do no wrong
Their life was one long happy song
Neighbours were not keen

To her Mum she could do no wrong
Their life was one long happy song
Neighbours were not keen
Their kids to be seen

To her Mum she could do no wrong
Their life was one long happy song
Neighbours were not keen
Their kids to be seen
They told her she didn't belong.

But she carried on regardless

But she carried on regardless
Her antics were mostly harmless

But she carried on regardless
Her antics were mostly harmless
Loud classics I’ll play

But she carried on regardless
Her antics were mostly harmless
Loud classics I’ll play
Sing and dance away

But she carried on regardless
Her antics were mostly harmless
Loud classics I’ll play
Sing and dance away
Even if you think I look gormless.

Dance just as if no-one is watching

Dance just as if no-one is watching
Laugh and you will find it’s catching

Dance just as if no-one is watching
Laugh and you will find it’s catching
Let it all hang out

Dance just as if no-one is watching
Laugh and you will find it’s catching
Let it all hang out
Do t worry who’s about

Dance just as if no-one is watching
Laugh and you will find it’s catching
Let it all hang out
Do t worry who’s about
It's only the cat sat there scratching.

Just let yourself run wild and free

Just let yourself run wild and free
And roll down the hill with great glee

Just let yourself run wild and free
And roll down the hill with great glee
I’m quite well cushioned

Just let yourself run wild and free
And roll down the hill with great glee
I’m quite well cushioned
That’s how I’m fashioned

Just let yourself run wild and free
And roll down the hill with great glee
I’m quite well cushioned
That’s how I’m fashioned
Roly-poly's are great fun, - wheeeeee!

Motherly Mary from Minehead

Motherly Mary from Minehead
Made sure that the seagulls were fed

Motherly Mary from Minehead
Made sure that the seagulls were fed
She gave up her tea

Motherly Mary from Minehead
Made sure that the seagulls were fed
She gave up her tea
They flew in from sea

Motherly Mary from Minehead
Made sure that the seagulls were fed
She gave up her tea
They flew in from sea
But wouldn't let them sleep on her bed.

At night she dreamt of their screeching

At night she dreamt of their screeching
As they all started beseeching

At night she dreamt of their screeching
As they all started beseeching
Orange beaks ready

At night she dreamt of their screeching
As they all started beseeching
Orange beaks ready
It was quite heady

At night she dreamt of their screeching
As they all started beseeching
Orange beaks ready
It was quite heady
They really seemed to be leeching

Bodybuilder Bill from Brentwood