Limericks 17

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves-he slept like a log
Not even a bark
To scare the wee lark

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves-he slept like a Lo
Not even a bark

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves - he slept like a log

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race
But sank without trace
All due to his awful bad health

There once was a sleepy old dog

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race
But sank without trace

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by
And gave him the eye
So over he rushed with a shout

The youth was in love with himself

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by
And gave him the eye

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire
Is what I require
To score a high factor of WOW!

In shiny track suit he strolled out

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire
Is what I require

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris I don’t care
I’ll whoop and holler
Like there’s no tomorrer
And then I'll shout "So there!"

A young chap called Steven from Slough

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris I don’t care
I’ll whoop and holler
Like there’s no tomorrer

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris that I don`t care
I'll whoop and holler

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris that I don`t care

Life's boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat
I need a large hat
Wonder if I can borrow one?

Going to throw feathers in the air

Life's boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat
I need a large hat

Life`s boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat

Life`s boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!

One day as she lay by the pool
She thought it would be really cool
A selfie to send
`Cos that was the trend
And the trend soon became the rule

Life`s boring if we have no fun

One day as she lay by the pool
She thought it would be really cool
A selfie to send
‘Cos that was the trend