Limericks 17

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick
With me didn’t click

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor
The Sheriff’s not sure
He’s really not a very kind dude

Ken Dodd is one I’d like to have met

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor
The Sheriff’s not sure

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears
But later, those tears
Remind us how we miss that scene

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears
But later, those tears

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut
In his birthday suit
That weird night we went to a rave.

What wild young things we must have been

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut
In his birthday suit

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut

From lovebeige... ?

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave

I wish I could hibernate
But Winter’s over, it’s too late

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'
Cheddar or Stilton
Edam, Brie or Wilton
I'm not too fussy - just more please.

And those old ads for aftershave

Ignore - didn’t refresh ?

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I'd burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
It’s a tortoise pace

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad ‘cheese please Louise’
Cheddar or Stilton
Edam, Brie or Wilton

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'
Cheddar or Stilton

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I’d burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I follow bad ways
My waist is incredibly thick

Everyday I like to eat cheese

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I`d burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I follow bad ways

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I'd burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I bulge out most ways