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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Dec-20 11:47:01

I'll have some room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat

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Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 00:04:31

I`ll have room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat
Served up in a jar

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Dec-20 11:57:00

I’ll have room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat
Served up in a jar
I think I’ll see all that again ?

I do miss Christmas being white

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Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 23:46:58

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite

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Jangran99 Fri 25-Dec-20 01:54:27

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter

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Hellogirl1 Sun 27-Dec-20 00:55:49

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter
Although wind is bitter

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henetha Sun 27-Dec-20 11:08:51

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter
Although wind is bitter
The stars brightly twinkle at night.

Instead we have more rain and cloud

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 11:14:40

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 11:16:23

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it’s face

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 15:13:14

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it’s face
Feels like an embrace

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Hellogirl1 Sun 27-Dec-20 21:05:56

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it`s face
Feels like an embrace
And I feel like laughing out loud

But alas the sun didn`t last long

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 23:37:00

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Dec-20 07:47:01

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred

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henetha Mon 28-Dec-20 10:58:31

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred
That we are absurd

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Dec-20 19:10:31

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred
That we are absurd
By strolling outside in a thong

It’s good to think out of the boo

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Dec-20 19:11:15

Ggrrrr
It’s good to think out of the box

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crazyH Mon 28-Dec-20 23:37:39

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks

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Jangran99 Tue 29-Dec-20 18:09:02

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest

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Juliet27 Tue 29-Dec-20 20:54:44

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed

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crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 21:45:57

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed
With a wig of curly locks

I do hate my poker straight hair

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crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 21:46:59

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed
With a wig of blonde curly locks

I do hate my poker straight hair

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Jangran99 Tue 29-Dec-20 23:30:56

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair

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crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 23:34:04

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don’t help

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Jangran99 Tue 29-Dec-20 23:42:25

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don’t help
The heat makes me yelp

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Hellogirl1 Tue 29-Dec-20 23:59:53

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don`t help
The heat makes me yelp
And nearly fall out of my chair

I try to curl it with rollers

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