Limericks 17

I'll have some room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat

I`ll have room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat
Served up in a jar

I’ll have room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten?
A sweet Advocaat
Served up in a jar
I think I’ll see all that again ?

I do miss Christmas being white

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter
Although wind is bitter

I do miss Christmas being white
When winter is starting to bite
I love the glitter
Although wind is bitter
The stars brightly twinkle at night.

Instead we have more rain and cloud

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it’s face

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it’s face
Feels like an embrace

Instead we have more rain and cloud
It feels like being in a shroud
The sun shows it`s face
Feels like an embrace
And I feel like laughing out loud

But alas the sun didn`t last long

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred
That we are absurd

But alas the sun didn`t last long
Do you think we’ve done something wrong
The thought has occurred
That we are absurd
By strolling outside in a thong

It’s good to think out of the boo

Ggrrrr
It’s good to think out of the box

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed
With a wig of curly locks

I do hate my poker straight hair

It’s good to think out of the box
Let’s go out in woolies and socks
Don’t follow the rest
Persona expressed
With a wig of blonde curly locks

I do hate my poker straight hair

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don’t help

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don’t help
The heat makes me yelp

I do hate my poker straight hair
I look in the glass and despair
Curling tongs don`t help
The heat makes me yelp
And nearly fall out of my chair

I try to curl it with rollers