The oldies disco

I love her songs.
Especially "You're so (varicose) vein".

Nobody does it better (Carley Simon). Might get away with this one: Viagra goes it better.

They certainly played am eclectic mix.

I was thrilled to hear 'Pac-a-Mac the knife'.

Luckily, I'd brought my compression socks with me. They're a struggle to fight with but T Rex's Get It On was encouraging. And as I was staggering up the stairs to the bar they played Ain't No Mountain High Enough.

I love a bit of queen. All their songs are great, but the best is 'I want to break wind'.

And whilst you were trying to get up off the floor we were all singing Bob Marley & The Wailers' No Woman, No Try. But you did!

I had a bit of a slow dance to that lovely romantic song 'Everything I do, I must be near a loo'

My boob tube was a bit snug and so I nipped to the ladies to make myself more comfortable. When I can back out into the dance floor they were playing the Pretenders Bras in Pocket.

We even got down on the floor and did a bit of rowing when they played 'Oops upside ya bed'

By the time I got to the loo, the significance of Tapestry's It's Too Late was all too obvious.

Water......loo !!!!!!
That's all I do....

I'd decided against wearing the Tena Lady for the evening and I realised the foolishness of this when they played More Than A Feeling by Boston.

I thought the roof was going to lift off when we all sang 'Didn't we have a lovely time, the day we went to.. er.. where was it again?'

And as I was hoisting myself up on my zimmer frame to shimmy to the dance floor, they played Lean On Me by Still Bill.

They played some older tunes and we all sang along.
'When I take you out with my trolley, with the fringe on top'.

I was glad when they played the Bee Gees, Stayin' Alive. It seemed something to aspire to!

Later on, we filled the dance floor to 'Hit me with your walking stick! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!'