Limericks 16

Spring equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way
Strolls in the woods
With thoughts of childhoods
Happy memories with me stay.

If only we knew what lay ahead

If only we knew what lay ahead
We may not worry while laying abed

If only we knew what lay ahead
We may not worry while laying abed
But complacency

If only we knew what lay ahead
We may not worry while laying abed
But complacency
Anyone can see

If only we knew what lay ahead
We may not worry while laying abed
But complacency
Anyone can see
Is not the wisest way instead

Next week is bringing quite a change

Next week is bringing quite a change
The vaccines out, freedom’s in range

Next week is bringing quite a change
The vaccines out, freedom's in range
So take your place in the queue

changed it slightly Billy to keep the limerick rhythm

Next week is bringing quite a change
The vaccines out, freedom's in range
So just join the queue
Until yours is due

Next week is bringing quite a change
The vaccines out, freedom's in range
So just join the queue
Until yours is due
It's all going to feel so strange!

After a year of being locked down

After a year of being locked down
We want to go out on the town

After a year of being locked down
We want to go out on the town
Pubs will be open

After a year of being locked down
We want to go out on the town
Pubs will be open
Men will be gropin'

After a year of being locked down
We want to go out on the town
Pubs will be open
Men will be gropin'
Shall I wear my very best gown?

It'll give us a chance to dress up

It`ll give us a chance to dress up
But be careful how much you sup

It’ll give us a chance to dress up
But be careful how much you sup
Or you’ll end up drunk

It’ll give us a chance to dress up
But be careful how much you sup
Or you’ll end up drunk
Good impression sunk

It’ll give us a chance to dress up
But be careful how much you sup
Or you’ll end up drunk
Good impression sunk
So just stick to tea from a cup.

Unless you feel like a rebel

Unless you feel like a rebel
And want to raise merry hell

Unless you feel like a rebel
And want to raise merry hell
Get drunk as a lord

Unless you feel like a rebel
And want to raise merry hell
Get drunk as a Lord
With speech that is flawed

Unless you feel like a rebel
And want to raise merry hell
Get drunk as a Lord
With speech that is flawed
And manage your friends to repel

That was a very windy night ?

That was a very windy night ?
Howling noises gave me a fright

That was a very windy night ?
Howling noises gave me a fright
Cat jumped into bed

That was a very windy night
Howling noises gave me a fright
Or was it foxes?

That was a very windy night ?
Howling noises gave me a fright
Cat jumped into bed
I was filled with dread