Limericks 16

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn’t been eating tea
Clutched in his fangs
A budgie of Mam’s

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn’t been eating tea
Clutched in his fangs
A budgie of Mam’s
And the rabbit from number 3.

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled

Man grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"

Man grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“you’re not coming near”

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“You’re not coming near”
'Or I'll whack your rear"

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“You’re not coming near”
'Or I'll whack your rear"
Your enthuse , very soon will be felled

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft
He had won an award

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft
He had won an award
But got no reward

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking as and rather bereft
He had won an award
But got no reward
At hunting at which he was deft.

So he ran outside with his quarry

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors
Came out on all fours

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors
Came out on all fours
It’s now a detective story

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It didn’t hurt much

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It didn’t hurt much
No swelling as such

Hooray I've now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It' didn't hurt much
No swelling as such
With the needle just a quick stab.

A young volunteer in his scrubs

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand
Gave one crisp command

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand
Gave one crisp command,
Go home now and don't go near pubs.

There's a tree blown down in our road

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load
Of logs for the fire

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load
Of logs for the fire
Which we could admire