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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Hellogirl1 Tue 01-Dec-20 00:15:15

Too many bevvies, that`s not wise
I must stop`cos I`ve doubled in size
I`ll go for a jog
And drag the poor dog
I`ll tempt him with Hollands meat pies

He`ll scoff them down in a jiffy

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FarNorth Tue 01-Dec-20 03:22:28

He`ll scoff them down in a jiffy
Hope he don't start to smell whiffy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Dec-20 11:17:02

He'll scoff them down in a jiffy
Hope he don't start to smell whiffy
I love a pie or two

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crazyH Tue 01-Dec-20 16:54:50

He'll scoff them down in a jiffy
Hope he don't start to smell whiffy
I love a pie or two
Zips I must undo

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Dec-20 07:49:00

He'll scoff them down in a jiffy
Hope he don't start to smell whiffy
I love a pie or two
Zips I must undo
Tempted to add something iffy!!

These tiers do tend to complicate

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henetha Wed 02-Dec-20 10:54:57

These tiers do tend to complicate
Am I allowed out after eight?

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FarNorth Wed 02-Dec-20 11:06:20

These tiers do tend to complicate
Am I allowed out after eight?
Must I shun my friends?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Dec-20 12:19:01

These tiers do tend to complicate
Am I allowed out after eight?
Must I shun my friends?
And no household blends

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henetha Thu 03-Dec-20 12:02:06

These tiers do tend to complicate
Am I allowed out after eight?
Must I shun my friends?
And no household blends
We need the jab, just cannot wait!

I feel like having a party

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Dec-20 12:09:33

I feel like having a party
A sumptuous feast that's hearty

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FarNorth Thu 03-Dec-20 17:52:38

I feel like having a party
A sumptuous feast that's hearty
With wine and balloons

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Dec-20 21:27:04

I feel like having a party
A sumptuous feast that's hearty
With wine and balloons,
Colourful festoons

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NiceasMice Thu 03-Dec-20 21:57:48

I feel like having a party
A sumptuous feast that's hearty
With wine and balloons,
Colourful festoons
And someone to snog who's not warty

In my humble opinion

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Hellogirl1 Thu 03-Dec-20 23:33:02

In my humble opinion
We`re all classed as minions

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henetha Fri 04-Dec-20 09:59:28

In my humble opinion
We`re all classed as minions
I like being yellow

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Dec-20 18:16:29

In my humble opinion
We`re all classed as minions
I like being yellow
I’m not a fellow!

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Hellogirl1 Sat 05-Dec-20 00:17:13

In my humble opinion
We`re all classed as minions
I like being yellow
I`m not a fellow!
Just a girl who knows her onions

A minion means you`re classed as lowly

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FarNorth Sat 05-Dec-20 02:32:06

A minion means you`re classed as lowly
Certainly you are not holy

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Dec-20 07:09:34

A minion means you`re classed as lowly
Certainly you are not holy
At someone’s bidding

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henetha Sat 05-Dec-20 09:41:28

A minion means you`re classed as lowly
Certainly you are not holy
At someone’s bidding,
And they're not kidding,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Dec-20 10:33:55

A minion means you're classed as lowly
Certainly you are not holy
At someone's bidding
And they're not kidding
I'll plough my own furrow, holy moley.

I should have been born a duchess

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Dec-20 11:01:11

I should have been born a duchess
Certainly royalty, no less

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Dec-20 00:22:39

I should have been born a duchess
Certainly royalty, no less
Folk would bow and scrape

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Ramblingrose22 Sun 06-Dec-20 00:28:50

I should have been born a duchess
Certainly royalty, no less
Folk would bow and scrape
At my silk robes and gape

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henetha Sun 06-Dec-20 10:45:16

I should have been born a duchess
Certainly royalty, no less
Folk would bow and scrape
At my silk robes and gape
And try to steal my crown, I guess.

But instead I'm lowly and poor

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