Limericks 16

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went
No point in saving
Penury I'm braving

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went
No point in saving
Penury I'm braving
Must first pay the rent

The days are just dragging on

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?
Is all laughter canned?

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?
Is all laughter canned?
We're looking for a bright new dawn.

There once was a Granny who sailed

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork
Sailed on to New York

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat spring a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork
Sailed on to New York
Where her super spirit was hailed.

There's a mad man in the White House

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse

There's a mad man in the White House
He's orange and looks like a louse

sorry Juliet27...

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins
We'll have double gins

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins
We'll have double gins
And then we’ll be rid of that louse

No doubt he will put up a fight

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty
Much more than twenty

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty
Much more than twenty
But I think he’ll need to take flight

I would love to own a donkey

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land
Give others a hand

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land
Give others a hand
And keep shouting "Hello Honky"

We'd raise funds for charity too

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe
It makes him look lame