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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Nov-20 14:15:02

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went
No point in saving
Penury I'm braving

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crazyH Wed 04-Nov-20 14:45:20

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went
No point in saving
Penury I'm braving
Must first pay the rent

The days are just dragging on

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FarNorth Wed 04-Nov-20 18:32:55

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Nov-20 07:15:46

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Nov-20 09:37:36

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?
Is all laughter canned?

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FarNorth Thu 05-Nov-20 10:44:37

The days are just dragging on
I'm even too lazy to yawn
Has good news been banned?
Is all laughter canned?
We're looking for a bright new dawn.

There once was a Granny who sailed

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henetha Thu 05-Nov-20 11:20:36

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed

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Hellogirl1 Thu 05-Nov-20 20:21:58

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Nov-20 21:58:27

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat sprung a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork
Sailed on to New York

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Nov-20 09:31:52

There once was a Granny who sailed
Her boat spring a leak so she bailed
Plugged it with a cork
Sailed on to New York
Where her super spirit was hailed.

There's a mad man in the White House

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Juliet27 Fri 06-Nov-20 13:42:59

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse

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henetha Fri 06-Nov-20 13:43:09

There's a mad man in the White House
He's orange and looks like a louse

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henetha Fri 06-Nov-20 13:44:08

sorry Juliet27...

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins

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FarNorth Fri 06-Nov-20 15:46:54

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins
We'll have double gins

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Juliet27 Fri 06-Nov-20 22:18:05

There's a mad man in the White House
Let’s hope he’ll have reason to grouse
When Joe Biden wins
We'll have double gins
And then we’ll be rid of that louse

No doubt he will put up a fight

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crazyH Fri 06-Nov-20 22:26:25

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-Nov-20 10:22:35

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty

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FarNorth Sat 07-Nov-20 11:51:52

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty
Much more than twenty

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Juliet27 Sun 08-Nov-20 23:17:27

No doubt he will put up a fight
Voting in some States will be tight
Recounts aplenty
Much more than twenty
But I think he’ll need to take flight

I would love to own a donkey

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Hellogirl1 Sun 08-Nov-20 23:44:56

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky

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FarNorth Mon 09-Nov-20 09:29:59

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land

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crazyH Mon 09-Nov-20 10:51:01

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land
Give others a hand

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henetha Mon 09-Nov-20 13:31:48

I would love to own a donkey
But not one decidedly wonky
We'd travel this land
Give others a hand
And keep shouting "Hello Honky"

We'd raise funds for charity too

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Nov-20 20:54:54

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe

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Juliet27 Tue 10-Nov-20 07:47:04

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe
It makes him look lame

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