Limericks 14

Where’s the hero I’ve yet to meet
Someone who is right up my street

I was meant for better than this
My men have been so hit and miss
Ah, for a young Prince
Ignored were my hints
How many more frogs must I kiss?

Where’s the hero I’ve yet to meet

I was meant for better than this
My men have been so hit and miss
Ah, for a young Prince
Ignored were my hints

I was meant for better than this
My men have been so hit and miss
Ah, for a young Prince

I was meant for better than this
My men have been so hit and miss

Yes, I do wish I was younger
And not married a fishmonger
I'm sick of the smell
And gutting as well
For a new life I do hunger.

I was meant for better than this

Yes, I do wish I was younger
And not married a fishmonger
I'm sick of the smell
And gutting as well

Yes, I do wish I was younger
And not married a fishmonger
I'm sick of the smell

Yes, I do wish I was younger
And not married a fishmonger

How about -

Yes, I do wish I was younger

Next line WishIwasyounger ?

I feel a springclean coming on
But today that feeling has gone
I'd rather drink tea
As lazy can be
And eat that freshly baked scone

I feel a springclean coming on
But today that feeling has gone
I'd rather drink tea
As lazy can be

I feel a springclean coming on
But today that feeling has gone
I’d rather drink tea

I feel a springclean coming on,
But today that feeling has gone

One likes to be oh so refined
Although we`re not all so inclined
Fur coat, no knickers
Held on with stickers
Maybe best to avoid that kind

I feel a springclean coming on

One likes to be oh so refined
Although we`re not all so inclined
Fur coat, no knickers
Held on with stickers

One likes to be oh so refined
Although we're not all so inclined
Fur coat, no knickers

One likes to be oh so refined
Although we're not all so inclined

His language comes from the gutter
A complete and utter nutter
He thinks it's funny
Words from the dunny
It makes poor Aunt Aggie splutter.

One likes to be oh so refined

His language comes from the gutter
A complete and utter nutter
He thinks it's funny
Words from the dunny

His language comes from the gutter
A complete and utter nutter
He thinks it's funny

His language comes from the gutter
A complete and utter nutter

There once was a parrot named Jane
Who mastered a naughty refrain
"Eff Off" she shouted
Where learnt not doubted
My neighbour can be such a pain

His language comes from the gutter

There once was a parrot named Jane
Who mastered a naughty refrain
"Eff off" she shouted
Swear rules were flouted