Limericks 14

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp
Are they forty amp?
Or are they completely dead?

I always craved a tambourine

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp
Are they forty amp?

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky
My joints are squeaky
I fear a fall that's dramatic.

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky
My joints are squeaky

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic

I must get deck from the attic
But it will be problematic

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil
No real hard toil
As long as I follow Mary Berry

I've got to get decs from the attic

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil
No real hard toil

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil

Meanwhile, eat, drink and by merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two
As it’s deja vu
And patiently just count up to ten.

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two
As it’s deja vu

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?
Can he have one, I ask
But no, he loaned it to his dad.

Lockdown will soon be here again

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?
Can he have one, I ask

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max
It discipline lacks
Not going out with someone so rank

We parted ways, and I hoped he had

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max
It discipline lacks

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank