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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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henetha Tue 17-Nov-20 11:03:01

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 11:49:10

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four
He wished he was more

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Nov-20 15:59:36

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four
He wished he was more
But he should not be woebegone

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’

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Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 16:08:52

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 16:11:03

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Unless you're Incredible Hulk

Mighty and strong he might have been

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 16:12:41

Sorry
They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Unless you're Incredible Hulk

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Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 16:12:59

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 17:49:20

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five
He had loads of drive

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 18:34:23

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five
He had loads of drive
But when things went wrong, he did sulk

He was scary, especially to kids

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Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 18:41:27

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 18:52:13

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top
Truly messy mop

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Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 21:33:42

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top
Truly messy mop
Would have looked more at home on a squid !

It's Wednesday tomorrow, I think

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 22:38:17

It's Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink

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Hellogirl1 Wed 18-Nov-20 00:13:17

It`s Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 00:18:03

Its Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver
Onions and liver

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henetha Wed 18-Nov-20 09:48:16

Its Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver
Onions and liver
Which I'll eat with mash and a drink

I've got click and collect quite soon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Nov-20 11:26:10

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 11:29:54

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 12:04:21

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles
With shopping in piles

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Nov-20 15:31:32

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles
With shopping in piles
And I hope I’m staying immune

But I do miss impulse buying

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 16:40:58

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 17:02:01

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five

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Grandmafrench Wed 18-Nov-20 22:55:24

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five
On a bargain I'll thrive

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henetha Thu 19-Nov-20 10:54:22

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five
On a bargain I'll thrive
I want to keep them all, sighing.

I save more cash since not going out

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crazyH Thu 19-Nov-20 15:33:14

I save more cash since not going out
Hub's happy, no reason to pout

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