VERSATILE VERSE 3

But I feel fine so I won't worry
It's all very tedious, but for moaning I'm sorry

I long for some company and a meal out with friends

Do you have covid you don't look well?
That worried me somewhat, and I thought, “Oh hell’,

But I feel fine so I won’t worry

In a long queue wearing my mask
A little old lady dared to ask

Do you have covid you don't look well?

My armchair is my refuge of late
It sure beats having to wait

In a long queue wearing my mask

Since March I've been doing most things online
No queues, no wait, no making a beeline

My armchair is my refuge of late

The car park in Tescos is the bane of my life
So I now shop from home with some help from my wife

Since March I've been doing most things online

My memory can sometimes play tricks on me
It's awful, I forget if I've had my Tea.

The car park in Tescos is the bane of my life

He thinks I'm past it but I'll show him I'm not
What were we saying?Oh dear I've forgot

My memory can sometimes play tricks on me

Pole dancing I will also learn
I'll practise at home and give dh quite a turn

He thinks I'm past it but I'll show him I'm not

By next week I'll be a nurse
I'll have some money in my purse.

Pole dancing I will also learn

Then all my worries will be past
As I do learn pretty fast

By next week I'll be a nurse

I will have to take a part time job
And earn myself an honest bob

Then all my worries will be past

But can I afford the huge fat fees?
I certainly can't afford them with ease

I will have to take a part time job

Just enjoying the lectures and having some fun
And just possibly might meet 'the one'

But can I afford the huge fat fees?

I'm envious, would love to go to uni
Go now, better when you're older, far less moody

Just enjoying the lectures and having some fun

When this is all over, they’ll return
And hopefully be eager to learn

I'm envious, would love to go to uni

Those carefree days we have left behind
We had such fun but never mind

When this is all over, they’ll return

And think of poor students all trapped in their rooms
Waiting for lectures, and an exam which looms.

Those carefree days we have left behind

The heavens have opened in Wales
I'm bored of staying in hearing CV tales

And think of poor students all trapped in their rooms

That sure is a terrible rhyme
Anything goes- to pass the time.

The heavens have opened in Wales

Remind me to call the thatcher
Before birds nest in the hatch - er...

That sure is a terrible rhyme

I might knit stockings to match
And my cottage needs a re-thatch

Remind me to call the thatcher

So I'll knit a new woolly vest
It'll be the rage, mine will be best

I might knit stockings to match

It's time to sort out some warmer clothes
I don't want to shiver or get a red nose

So I'll knit a new woolly vest

The sun is now playing hide and seek
I guess there'll be autumnal weather by next week

It's time to sort out some warmer clothes