Limericks 15

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it
For supper I may have to sing it
But wait, let me 'phone
For a Just Eat drone
Or I might ask Betty to bring it.

When she was young she looked very smart.

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky
To please her was tricky

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky
To please her was tricky
She died a lonely old cart(f)sorry

There was an old maid from Mumbai

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online
My photos look fine

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online
My photos look fine
Maybe ,at last, I'll meet the right guy

Well in time she met kindly Bill

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill

Well in time she met kindly Bill
An entrepreneur from Brazil

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well

Bella shall we keep your line for the start of the next?

An entrepreneur from Brazil

An entrepreneur from Brazil
Wanted to move from the very steep hill

Hope it’s ok. I have a tidy mind. So..

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
And truth to tell
Was the owner of a large mill

An entrepreneur from Brazil
Wanted to move from the very steep hill

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
Her legs turned to gel

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
Her legs turned to gel
Her heart just would not keep still

That could have been due to the climb!

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food
Their banter was good

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food
Their banter was good
They were also partners in crime

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their own meals they cooked

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their books they cooked

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their books were cooked
They couldn't dodge the gun

The car it was full of holes