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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Elderflower2 Wed 29-Jul-20 19:55:52

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Jul-20 15:57:45

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache

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MissTree Wed 29-Jul-20 15:50:55

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled
The fireworks fizzled
And none of the grown ups in sight

I went for a walk by the lake

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Squiffy Wed 29-Jul-20 11:04:21

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled
The fireworks fizzled

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henetha Wed 29-Jul-20 10:02:08

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Jul-20 09:45:51

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight

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Jangran99 Tue 28-Jul-20 23:30:23

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent
Resented the ground rent
But the kids, at the bit, were champing.

Round the bonfire we sang every night

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Elderflower2 Tue 28-Jul-20 18:17:12

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent
Resented the ground rent

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Spangler Tue 28-Jul-20 13:06:57

Spangler

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
And then I'll phone Lynn

Sorry pressed delete and missed the button

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Spangler Tue 28-Jul-20 13:06:03

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
And then I'll phone Lynn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 28-Jul-20 12:56:40

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Jul-20 12:36:24

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping

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Squiffy Tue 28-Jul-20 10:31:04

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny
She's ever so brawny
And she's constantly on the cadge.

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping

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henetha Tue 28-Jul-20 09:47:34

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny
She's ever so brawny

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Jul-20 08:37:42

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny

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Jangran99 Mon 27-Jul-20 20:46:35

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jul-20 19:56:12

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye
To look to the sky
I love him although he’s threadbare.

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!

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Elderflower2 Mon 27-Jul-20 13:34:23

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye
To look to the sky

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henetha Mon 27-Jul-20 10:37:37

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Jul-20 08:15:27

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jul-20 07:36:10

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter
They decided to barter
And the men left the pub in fear

I still have my very first teddy bear

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crazyH Sun 26-Jul-20 17:05:21

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter
They decided to barter

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Jangran99 Sun 26-Jul-20 13:03:25

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter

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Juliet27 Sun 26-Jul-20 11:11:59

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer

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henetha Sun 26-Jul-20 10:21:40

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved
He wasn't sex-starved
So he shared them around with his pals.

They all went to the pub for a beer

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