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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 18:34:18

Perhaps she will go for a stroll
Get out from her drear cubbyhole
I'll knock on her door
Oh no a down pour
So I left her alone the poor sole

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Grany Tue 04-Aug-20 18:00:09

Perhaps she will go for a stroll
Get out from her drear cubbyhole
I'll knock on her door
Oh no a down pour

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Squiffy Tue 04-Aug-20 17:51:45

Perhaps she will go for a stroll
Get out from her drear cubbyhole
I'll knock on her door

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 17:43:44

Perhaps she will go for a stroll
Get out from her drear cubbyhole

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Squiffy Tue 04-Aug-20 17:14:04

She'll be hunched over her knitting
I really don't mind admitting
She bores me to tears
She has done for years
She must be fed up with sitting.

Perhaps she will go for a stroll

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 17:06:05

She'll be hunched over her knitting
I really don't mind admitting
She bores me to tears
She has done for years

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 17:04:41

She'll be hunched over her knitting
I really don't mind admitting
She bores me to tears
I’ve known her years

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crazyH Tue 04-Aug-20 17:02:10

No probs Jangran...

She'll be hunched over her knitting
I really don't mind admitting
She bores me to tears

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 16:49:01

Sorry Crazy smile

She'll be hunched over her knitting
I really don't mind admitting

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 16:42:29

The sport on the box is soooo boring
A large glass of whisky I'm pouring
My sorrows I'll drown
Then I'm off to town
For I've had enough of the roaring.

I'm tired of this drizzling rain

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crazyH Tue 04-Aug-20 16:35:43

The sport on the box is soooo boring
A large glass of whisky I'm pouring
My sorrows I'll drown
Then im off to town
On my way I'll visit friend Doreen.

She'll be hunched over her knitting

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 16:30:08

The sport on the box is soooo boring
A large glass of whisky I'm pouring
My sorrows I'll drown
Then im off to town

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 16:27:12

The sport on the box is soooo boring
A large glass of whisky I'm pouring
My sorrows I'll drown

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Billybob4491 Tue 04-Aug-20 15:51:04

The sport on the box is sooo boring
Will Arsenal ever get around to scoring

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 15:50:33

The sport on the box is soooo boring
A large glass of whisky I'm pouring

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Aug-20 15:46:43

The wolves were howling at day break
The sound made me shiver and shake
Were they on the prowl
For my chickens and fowl
Whatever, they kept me awake.

The sport on the box is soooo boring

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crazyH Tue 04-Aug-20 14:55:12

The wolves were howling at day break
The sound made me shiver and shake
Were they on the prowl
For my chickens and fowl

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Aug-20 14:42:45

The wolves were howling at day break
The sound made me shiver and shake
Were they on the prowl

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Aug-20 13:42:14

The wolves were howling at day break
The sound made me shiver and shake

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 13:38:53

The wolves were howling at day break

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May7 Tue 04-Aug-20 13:34:58

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper
"Ouch," and worse curses
I need some nurses
Oh how I wish life could be simpler

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Squiffy Tue 04-Aug-20 11:15:37

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper
"Ouch," and worse curses
I need some nurses

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Grany Tue 04-Aug-20 10:11:28

Sorry too late

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Grany Tue 04-Aug-20 10:10:54

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper
So he went be bus

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Aug-20 10:09:44

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper
"Ouch," and worse curses

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