Thursday: Miss MaryDoll’s Truly, Tricky (or not), Testing, Tantalising Maths Teaser..

Deyd ave to bee vewy bwave to tak on der gurls of Miss Dolls skul squiffy wez lot iz mutch wurs dan St Trinians so dey betr wotch out. Iz got custid tarts at der weaddy.
(soop mad dem in er kitchen so deys rok ard ?)

I’ve pm’d Miss too, I’m so ??? that people have actually pm’d her to complain! If they think that they can do a better job they are welcome to start their own thread - and set up a puzzle every day, even when they’re not well!

Fankoo charleygirl . Dats a gud eyedea abut oops she kan pwobabwy du kaligraffee two mak it luk nyce ?

Doods yoos cud libber samwidges to Miss wen she in ostipal, to chea er up! Maek shore yoo kut the kruss off furs so thare daitee samwidges kos Miss mite not bee aybul to eet mutch.

Doodle you will not have to pay Bathsheba to do the accounts when you open your coffee shop because you are very good at maths also. Oopsadaisy can write the menu for you as her English is so good.

Oh no!!!! Wez bein invaydid bye awienz. Miss sed dem wed fings cud be in der sky. Deys cumin two get uz. Deyz goin to squish uz wiv deys tentickles. Wot wez goin two du.?

Dats a gud eyedeea bath . Youz gud at sums yous cud bee an countint. Yous kan du der counts four myne sanwitch shop.
puzzler cud due delibewies az she got an ickle bloo kar.
?

An ment to sae too: An leev Miss alon kos eevn tho she not wel, she doin awl this to maek us appy. An we luv her fore it eevn if yoo dont!

Fanks Miss

willa I pleatlee gree wiv yoo! De maw I fink bout it de maw crost I get! I reelee ope the peepul wot rote the 'snippy comments' ar reedin dis an fealin barrissd (an done pertend yoo karn unnastan owr langwidge cos I done bleev yoo).

If dis skul izzen gud nuff fore yoo then go sumware els.

Thank yoo fore thi grean apil and thi eyes creem Miss. I hoep yoo ar haveing a bettir day.

Thas kos I done wanna be ployd Miss Charley, I wanna ploy minesef so I done av ter av a boss tellen me wot ter doo

OK...(deep breath). Miss, Ize a doktirs apartment 'n aye hav te go 'n a fiu minnits. Sowy yoo git dose nastee emales....de nerv 'o sum peeple! Sowy I won 'av taym to do de puzzil.

Want to jump in too (in English this time). This thread is listed under a Forum called "Games"! Games are supposed to be fun. If this isn't fun for you, you do have choices: You can choose to stay and play nice or you can go away and play somewhere else!

Thanks for apple Miss. Despite clue can't think of pic at the mo.
But I'm off to google something to see what it might look like!!

Callistemon, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
I am the indeed the class dunce.?
For you! ??

Bathsheba I am aware of your entrepreneurial skills so you are probably selling the apples because you have been the class swot almost every day.

Callistemon Your written English and spelling would have to improve 100% and time is marching on re exams.

I am unemployable
Wot a relief

How did I get the maffs rong?

I cannot believe you have received snippy replies. Nobody is holding a gun to their head to even look at this thread and if they want to start a more difficult or easier one- please feel free.

You have taken your own personal time to set up two puzzles daily and I am well aware of the pain you are in and probably most days would prefer to be elsewhere, especially as you return frequently to give apples to the clever clogs.

Also if nobody wants to take part in the school language used, again nobody is asking them. Some need to grow up and it is not the girls! They are probably unemployable but they do try!

The girls do appreciate the hard work you give daily and they will miss you when you are off next week. It must be the only time you have thanked Covid because you will not get a busload visiting you!

And Thank You.

X’d posts ! Have a sweet zzzzz Miss ?

Please Miss, did you get my p.m’s?
I’m not on the list ?

Poor Hazbeen too, after your lovely pm! ?? You can have any ice cream you want!!!

Puzzler, ?

I'm off to lie in a dark room. ?