Oh, wel dun Dragon. I wud luv de goldn apul to go wiv me cwystal won and glas won. oh an me wuden won I will av to get up reely erly, redi to powns! But then I wud hav to get de sum rite 2
Ooh pleezd fore yoo Miss, avin a vencher lik that! Muss av bin so citing!
Ise kwite lait twodae, but I av dun my mafs an werkd owt wot the pitcha puzzul is (I fink). Not shor if Ile be in skul mutch dis weak kos i av lots ov fings to doo, sowwy. Ile twy an pop in if I kan.
Ooh pleezd fore yoo Miss, avin a vencher lik that! Muss av bin so citing!
Ise kwite lait twodae, but I av dun my mafs an werkd owt wot the pitcha puzzul is (I fink). Not shor if Ile be in skul mutch dis weak kos i av lots ov fings to doo, sowwy. Ile twy an pop in if I kan.
Ooh pleezd fore yoo Miss, avin a vencher lik that! Muss av bin so citing!
Ise kwite lait twodae, but I av dun my mafs an werkd owt wot the pitcha puzzul is (I fink). Not shor if Ile be in skul mutch dis weak kos i av lots ov fings to doo, sowwy. Ile twy an pop in if I kan.
? sowy Miss iz sew layte. Mine fren foned me dis mornin an she wudn stop tawkin so iz layte an I runned aller way. squiffy I can see you at der back. I missd you. Kan we pla latr. oops duz youz liv in Downrun Abbie.?. As yous got an unnner palor made two? pants kan I av sum dat graff papr pleese. I luv dwawing graffs. I lik der long neks ? Pooh it smel like a laydees boodwar in ere. Does flours don afr pong puzzler but dey vewy pretty. Alo mary sowy youz mis uz yesturday. ? bath ope youz tummy betr. Dat ose pype musta fix it. Youz got two cum two skul or pants wil marc youz misin and der twuancy peeps wil cum an getcha ?
crafty yes we do go out on the ponies, the live in the stables, it’s a big building with lots of doors in it and a big clock on the roof, the ponies have a little room behind each of the doors, they like to eat hay and apples. They are looked after by the stable boys. Mummy has rings except she calls them ‘airlooms’ but I don’t think her fingers go green. Our Gardner’s must wear rings like yours though because Cook says that they have green fingers.
Gud afurnoon everybudy. I woz very late for skool toody. I been visitin mine cuzin at his cair home. Only throo the windo but it woz nise to hav a chat wiv him. It woz hard. He wonted a big hug an coodnt unerstan why I woz outside. I cant get anser to puzzuls tooday. I fink I wil soon get wun of dem pointy hats wiv a D on it
The first one of course is the lie. Some of you thought it was too easy, but you would be surprised by the number of people who don't read the question properly.