Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll's Teasing and Terribly Tricky Maths Problems.

Ooh Pittcity, I ope ewe dinna steppe in em browne fings.....?an wypd yore ffeet or the Cerrtaykr wil bea cwoss!

Thank you Miss i won ete dat goldun appul but I will kepe it shinee ?

Bathsheba I suggest coming to school PDQ. I know you have gone out shopping and bring your errant mates with you-NOW.

Puzzler you are the brains of the class today- you only have to work out what the brown "thing" is. Like you, I do not think I have one in my garden!

I been owt in mine garden lukkin for 2 owrs an’ I can’t see wun of them!

pants oops is doin wel but yous az to wurk wiv er maw she stil tawks summat dwedful. I dunno wear she woz brung up.

I sees sumwun av an enemee wunce on der Tele. Dey put a toobe up der endo an poord watr in it. Pwaps wez kud elp bath bye doin der sam. Iz got an ozepype in myne gardin we kud ewes. craftygranny kan tern der tap on an yous an mez can shuv der osepype up baths endo ?

Class, I will repeat this.

The object in the picture is OUTSIDE. It has something to do with nature. So near, but yet so far for some of you !
I will come back later with another clue.

wila ?
Flossieturner ?
Doodle ?
Pittcity ?

JoyBloggs ?

But Doodle, I fink it as to be sopy watr (remember?)

Picture puzzle

Pantglas ?
Kalu ?
Feelingmyage ?

Clue: big ones grow from these!

Dragonfly ?

I fink I mite uv trod in wun cos my feet is saw. ?

The Garden Scenter didunt have enny

Aye dun fink starin' at de pikcher ol mornin' iz helpin', Miss. Iz givin me a hedake. I fink aisle kneed a brake now. Whose hungree?.....I brut sum choklit chip cookies (from Mewica). They kalled biskits here.

Thank yoo Miss for anuder grean apil.

Callistemon ?

willa I’d lik a cookie pleese ?. Wunder ow bath iz. Wez betr go der wiv d ose pype. craftygranny I forgot abut der sopy watr haz youz git sum faiwy lickwid we cud ewes?
If youz twod in wun of deze ?pittcity youd ave pongey foots knot saw wuns ?
Fankoo four der klue Miss I got it know ?

Doodle ?
JackyB ??

Core I neber ad a gween aple afore I onlee eber ad red wuns. Fankoo Miss ?

The answers

The third maths statement is a lie!

Squiffy, ?

wila ?

Me foots iz saw Doodle cos theyv got "a corn".... ti's a jowk ?

Ah Miss, didnt yu sea me mafs ansa?

Well Miss I thought that number 3 was too obvious and spent all afternoon talking myself out of it, I got the Acorn though..
Hope everyone is feeling chipper today, I’ve had to sit up straight and be good as the book on the head hasn’t made me able to move in better circles.
Yet, Mummy says...

Sorry Craftygranny. ? It was at the bottom of the page. You wouldn't believe how many PMs I have waiting by the time I go back to check.