Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

Marydoll I love working with chalk paint. Get the coffee on and I will nip down to do your chair. If only, it would be a pleasure. ?

Far North ?

Rong!

Finkin about widdles..

Mine daddy was a funny man. His doctur axed him how was his waterwurks. He sed I do a widdle at 6am on the dot each day. His doctur sed well I fink dats reely good, you are 92 and you can wait all nite to do a widdle at 6am.

Mine daddy made doctur laff wen he said yes but I doant wake till 9am

Far North

Kalu, if you are in a painting mood, could you please come down and paint my rocking chair, I have chalk paint to do it!!!

Eye thingkin a sink plug. Thi hows is derlic butt eye wil bee bak.

I'm back class.

Well done all of you who guessed it was a PEARL.





Apples for the following posters for solving the algebra:

CraftyGranny ?
Mary51 ?
Boat ? Lovely to see you in our unruly class!
Grannynannywanny ?
Dragonfly ?
Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?
Squiffy ?

I will not be back for a while, I'm doing a spring clean!

Since you have all been so good, I have organised a treat at break time. Remember to Social Distance.

Mine cat as lots of widdles like you Doodle. We av a speshul box for it and we do tip lots of bits lik popkorn in, an she dos widdle in that.
Av yoo got wun of thos?

Doodle duz yoo wake up for dem nite widdels or ar yoo so smart yoo can do dem asleep

I fink wez shud offa two pin der testimonials to der bik wak four dem so dey duzent get intwo twubil ??

Eyes pwomise I won menshun dat word dis weak so wez can av ice cweam. It cud be lik dat scotish plae wot deys knot aloud two menshun you no dat Mcbeth wun.
pants I fink wez awl lik a widdle in der mornin. I lik wun meny tymes a dae. I sum tymes av a widdle at nite two (sum tymes I as moor dan wun widdle a nite )
Goin do my sums now.
Miss Charley I news yous woz a nyce teechr an wud gwow two lik us weally ?

Wel ifn we is not loud to say dat word, I shul jes av to corl it a Diplumat an start mownt that in my bedrwm?.

An gurls, if them bois in the byke shedd wanna shoe us therr testeemoaniyls wot is we todo?

I gree wiv yoo Puzzler. MissDoll luvs us reelee an I bet she woz giglin er ed off yessdae! Wen I cort up wiv it dis mawnin arfta my wifey staatid werkin agenn, I cudden stop larfin, I ad teers rowlin doun mine faiss! It woz hillairyars.

I pwomiss I woant yoos the norty werd bowt dem bits of paipr yoo get fore eksellin at sumfin. But I karn pwomiss I woant say uvva norty fings

MissCharley MissDoll onley pretends dat er klass is challengine, wen weely she is werry prowd of us awl.
Yoo will cum two luv us toooo.

MissCharleygirl I fink yoo mite bee rite. I wos shoked at sum fings I sed. I doant no wot came over me. Sorry if I cosd a fence to any wun.

I laffed moar yesterday than I hav in munfs. But am tryin to be gud now and won’t menshun wun of dem fings we’ve not not menshun.

But I wont say no if I get a chans if wun

^Reception class would be easier, MissCharleygirl.^

..... but not harf as much funn!

Reception class would be easier, MissCharleygirl.

At first i thought it was a dog taken for fighting or breeding, then realised that is against the law. So after re reading decided like other it must be a Pearl.

Now girls- if you promise me you will not mention the word "certificate" at all this week in any shape or form, at lunchtime I will buy each of you either a cold drink or ice cream.

Yesterday got out of hand but I am keeping a beady eye on you.

I am beginning to agree with MissDoll- I also find you challenging to teach. My teaching was confined to 350 medical students for a couple of days each year and adults a couple of times a month as part of my normal duties. Admittedly the latter only came because they could have a rest so that could also be difficult.

Be good!

I fink your rite
K1 p15

Yeah but no law wuz broken

It's all too ard Miss my brane's hurting the smorning.

Can I go and play for a bit?

But the maw I fink bowt it, the maw I do aksherlee fink itz a purl.

Puzzler vewy troo, kos awl of dem get faust owt of thare 'howsis' wen the roks ar bwoken appaat too fined dem.

I thought it was pearl too Miss.