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Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

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Marydoll Mon 01-Jun-20 08:15:04
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YOU KNOW THE DRILL, POST THE ANSWERS AT YOUR PERIL AND I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, I AM NOT IN A VERY GOOD MOOD TODAY! ?

Good morning all, in the light of the weekend’s shocking behaviour, I have decided to introduce anti social distancing in class.
You will all be sitting at least two metres apart, until I see some improvement in your disgraceful behaviour. behaviour ?

Today’s puzzle is quite topical. It should please wila. I do hope she makes it to class today.

Because, deep down, I am a kind teacher, I have a little extra teaser for those who don't want to try the algebraic equation.
A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 14:19:02

I woz sittin in mine gardin and mine nayber has axed me wots rong. She finks I am cryin. I had to moov inside. I kant say am tokkin to norty girlz bout how I mite heer her mountin a stiffgit on her woll.
She mite fink am norty like yoo lot heer

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Pantglas2 Mon 01-Jun-20 14:12:07

Wel, mi poseman tells me he wud ratha pwt the Stiffgit in mi ‘and than tri pwshin it two ard pass mi fuzzee flapp so now wen I see im cummin with the Stiffgit , I mayk shoor I’m reddee fore im........?

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 14:10:54

Am worryed if mine leter box is to smal my nayber mite get mine stiffgit.
I doant wont to heer her mountin mine stiffgit on hers woll.
I been waytin too long allredy

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Squiffy Mon 01-Jun-20 14:06:20

Mi lettaboks izernt fluffy but its got a big flap on de insyed ov de dor to stop jrarfts. A stiffgit wood go threw but i havernt got wun yet ? ile av two bee gooda den i mite get wun ??

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Kalu Mon 01-Jun-20 14:06:19

It reely is tablit Doodle eye jus eight it butt I needs an apil two clean mi teeths. Thi ta lit is reely good Callistemon Eye howp yoo get sum.

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 14:04:32

doodle av you ever yoosed brasso on it?

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Doodle Mon 01-Jun-20 13:55:08

pants iz got a bwass wun wiv an andle so dat shoun appen to myne ?

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Chewbacca Mon 01-Jun-20 13:52:46

Grannynannywanny grin

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Pantglas2 Mon 01-Jun-20 13:50:17

Sactly, GrannyNW! Thass wot appnd to mi first Stiffgit....it ad bits o mi fuzzee flapp orl ova it?. So I skowrd it wiv Vim but mi fuzzee flapp an the Stiffgit wozn saym afta!

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Doodle Mon 01-Jun-20 13:43:46

grannywn grin ???

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 13:36:47

Just as wel I didn’t say I wos wurryed my leter box was to smal coz I got a fuzzy flap on it to keep out the draft

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Pantglas2 Mon 01-Jun-20 13:34:16

Ooh Doodle, GrannyNW mussn put the Stiffgit in er bocs.....?. it muss be dlivred by ‘and, afour mowntin in er bedrwm?

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 13:34:13

I oanly finked of dat after I sed it. I fink I hav got rood since I came to this skool. You is all very norty

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Doodle Mon 01-Jun-20 13:25:51

grannynw iz yous letter box a ufamizm ☺️

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Doodle Mon 01-Jun-20 13:23:50

Oh grannywn sowy it woz probly yous wot wonted a stiffgit not craftygranny. Miss, Miss ? pweese Miss to tol yous sumwun wonted a stiffgit. Sea I didn mak it up. ??? sowy Miss I no iz woowd to spek wiv yous mouf ful but deeze bubbles keyp cumin out ?

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Bathsheba Mon 01-Jun-20 13:19:10

Oh Miss that tabblit luks so yummee! Kan yoo giv my mum yore ressapee pleez? Ile ars her to maik lodes ov it so we kan awl av sum at skul!

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Pittcity Mon 01-Jun-20 13:16:01

Woz he a boxer? ?

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Callistemon Mon 01-Jun-20 13:07:38

I dont want a stiffkit, I want sum of MissMary's tablet.
A boxful please.

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Grannynannywanny Mon 01-Jun-20 12:59:46

I got a pm from Miss. I got my sums rite fur furst time. Am deelited cos am not gud at maffs. I might get a stiffgit now cos I dont hav a stiffgit of mine oan.
I hope my stiffgit can fit in mine leter box

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Marydoll Mon 01-Jun-20 12:57:21

Norsat, I'm so sorry I missed your PM. ? for you!

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Callistemon Mon 01-Jun-20 12:56:38

I carnt do these Miss
I went to a party and drank punch but left before that man so it weren't me

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Doodle Mon 01-Jun-20 12:52:42

Pleese Miss I not got nuffink in my endo dat I’m awear of ?
kalu bees karful dat picshure mite be of d soap miss as lef me. I dunno wy I as two wash my mouf out I waz onlee bein kin to craftygranny she did sae she wonted a stiffgit miss you goes bak an lok. Itz not fare pants as so mane stiffgits and pour craftygrany’s not got wun. ?

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dragonfly46 Mon 01-Jun-20 12:42:53

Sorry Miss just read my PM's

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dragonfly46 Mon 01-Jun-20 12:42:14

Is that apple for both answers or only one Miss?

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Kalu Mon 01-Jun-20 12:34:47

? I had my nurses cap on. More than happy with the tablet?

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