Hallow Kalu, pleezd yoo maid it inter skul - avent yoos got the cornavarius in Glasgow? Cor I fink Ile moov thare!
Doods I was in skul urlee toodae, cos I ad two taek my lyttl bruvva to nersree, an he as to bee thare at ate furtee. Thas wye I woz so kwik wiv my sums! Kan I kum an doo skipin wiv yoo?
Squiffy I don fink my middl wiguls ennymor. It wobls a lot tho - wil I bee abul too kep yore oolyoop goin rown wiv my woblee middl dyoo fink?
Pants I rekun thas mine pwoblum two, wye I karn kep the oolyoop up.
Feeling itz kwiyet in the klarsrum kos wez awl in the plaegrown. Kan I av a a go ov yore marbils - Ive loss myne.
Did you think you were poor growing up?
What is the most random school memory you have?
My dad spent 40 years mastering his craft, and last week someone half his age told him how to eat.😠





