Friday: Fragile Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating, Facile and Frustrating Friday Teaser.

Mornin Miss, I ope yooz not fealin as bad as me this mornin! Cor wozen it a gud partee tho? Ile go an poot on my finki kap an pee emm yoo wen itz dun itz majik!

Wel I cudden fine my finkin kap but it dint matta, cos it woz an eezy wun todai! I've pee emmd you Miss

Hey Miss I know the answer! Can I join in, can I, can I? I won’t talk in class, or maybe just a little.
Sorry I missed the party yesterday but had to take doggy to hospital.

Mornin Miss, I ope yous ad a nise tyme at ur paaty. It was vewy gud waznt it.
I av pee emd you my ansa

Dragonfly it's lovely to see you. Of course you are excused. Dexter was a very sick doggy, we are all happy to hear he is improving.

Miss strict Charleygirl was the first to PM me with the answer.
I said you would all say that wasn't fair, because she is a teacher, I have a special prize for her. ? She was such a good supply teacher yesterday, keeping you all in order.

???? me miss!!

Two paracetamol and a hair of the dog and I am right as rain.?

Bathsheba ?

Mrs Charleygirl, you will be most impressed. CraftyGranny was thinking outside the box and was counting in LATIN.
It wasn't the answer, but she gets a sweetie?from the special tin for ingenuity.

HAZBEEN ?
Pittcity ?

Well done!

Miss Charleygirl wosnt reely gud, I sore her beyind the byke shed avin a fag. an fags are vewy bad fir yer.

wots ingenuity that yous keep ina box? I avnt seed one befor

CraftyGranny ?

Have you been anywhere near the Argy?

A good party ??you gave miss yesterday.

Took me ages to read through the thread as I’m not good at reedin an ritin like the rest of you?

No Miss, wot is de Argy. It it a plae roooom

Some might call it a playroom for ADULTS. Do not go anywhere near it! ?

Pantglas ?

Thank you for yesterday! I will turn a blind eye today.

Ere I am Miss an a veree meree unbirfdae to ewe - I reddit in that Alis in Disneyland book wot you set fore omewurk?

Keep cumin to klas Beechnut cos we do rithmtic swell as reedin n ritin- ewe wil swn be Gramma Skool stannard jes lyk wot we is?

I fink Miss mite bee tawkin about that shop, Argos. Praps thay sel bokses of injinuities thare.

A plae room for ADULTS Miss. Hm dat sownds boorin

CraftyGranny it certainly was not me smoking yesterday- for many reasons I have never smoked and I also do not drink spirits.

I suggest you forget about yesterday's hilarity, knuckle down and learn something.

The beauty of being a supply teacher is I can move schools and I have never worked in a school like this one.

Oh Miss C. Sowy, I faut it woz yu. I wunda hu it woz,
Hour skool is de vewy bestest eber skool. glad yu luk it

Oh yeh Bath Argy mus be scochland tork for Argos.. I wunder wy onlee adult can go ther?

Praps itz cos the injinuities wot thay sel are norty fings. Cos chilldrun arnt aloud to bee norty, but I fink wen yore growed up yoo kan be.

Bath maybe the injin fings ar wot maek cars go brmm brmm

Good morning......yes, it's me Willa and I'm having trouble sleeping (It's just after 4;30 am here) . Great party yesterday! The 'bouncy carstel' was the best! .. Miss, I will PM you my answer shortly.