Don’t worry bathseba I’ll hose you down with some water before you go home. Your mum won’t notice. As I’m not allowed on ‘top table’(didn’t want to sit there anyway ?) I’ll come and sit with you then I can fan you with my exercise book and it might make the smell disappear.
Please Miss I did my own sums today and didn’t copy from anyone. So there.
Can I smell fish and chips ??
Cash, should we have some on us?
Prince William on Graham Norton!
I will pay but asking for your opinion




Is that called hedging your bets?!!
Hope you can bring him in again soon. Even if he did eat my sandals. 