Anticipating the impending 'self isolation' I went to the local charity shop today looking for jigsaws (used self distancing of course).
I couldn't see any on display so I asked the nice chap behind the counter if they had any in the back waiting to be put out for sale.
Well - he grimaced, sucked in air through his teeth (like a builder giving a quote) shook his head sadly and told me "you won't find any jigsaws or board games in this area".
You'd have thought I'd asked for pasta or loo rolls ....
What did you you think you would have by your current age that you don't?



