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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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crazyH Thu 26-Mar-20 23:38:35

There was a young poet of Brum
That recites whilst beating his drum
He had to shout loud

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callgirl1 Fri 27-Mar-20 00:53:53

There was a young poet of Brum
That recites whilst beating his drum
He had to shout loud
About being out and proud

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Txquiltz Fri 27-Mar-20 01:06:39

Let's think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest
A nice quaff will suffice

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henetha Fri 27-Mar-20 10:52:34

Sorry Txquilt.... the previous one by callgirl1 needs a fifth line, and we only add one line each.

There was a young poet of Brum
That recites whilst beating his drum
He had to shout loud
About being out and proud
And support from his lovely old Mum.

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees

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Grany Fri 27-Mar-20 12:10:58

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees
It's spring now they're busy bees

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Mar-20 14:11:05

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees
It's spring now they're busy bees
With nests to renew

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crazyH Fri 27-Mar-20 15:40:45

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees
It's spring now they're busy bees
With nests to renew
With eggs, quite a few

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crazyH Fri 27-Mar-20 15:41:59

Sorry

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees
It's spring now they're busy bees
With nests to renew
And eggs, quite a few

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Mar-20 20:07:49

The rooks are shouting loud in their trees
It's spring now they're busy bees
With nests to renew
And eggs, quite a few
They build those rookeries with expertise.

Our virus advisers are dropping like flies ?

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Gemini17892 Fri 27-Mar-20 20:11:30

Our virus advisers are dropping like flies ?
You can tell they’re ill by the look in their eyes ?

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crazyH Fri 27-Mar-20 20:45:06

Our virus advisers are dropping like flies ?
You can tell they’re ill by the look in their eyes ?
Boris was his unkempt self

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Mar-20 12:10:02

Our virus advisers are dropping like flies ?
You can tell they’re ill by the look in their eyes ?
Boris was his unkempt self
No mirror on his bathroom shelf

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-Mar-20 13:10:14

Our virus advisers are dropping like flies confused
You can tell they're ill by the look in their eyes hmm
Boris was his unkempt self
No mirror on his bathroom shelf
To have one installed would be wise.

I dread what the shop will be like tomorrow

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Mar-20 14:28:47

I dread what the shop will be like tomorrow
But I've drunk all the gin to my great sorrow

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Mar-20 17:02:32

I dread what the shop will be like tomorrow
But I've drunk all the gin to my great sorrow
Can I wean myself off it?!

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Mar-20 17:30:49

I dread what the shop will be like tomorrow
But I've drunk all the gin to my great sorrow
Can I wean myself off it?!
No, I'd rather scoff it!

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crazyH Sat 28-Mar-20 17:36:43

I dread what the shop will be like tomorrow
But I've drunk all the gin to my great sorrow
Can I wean myself off it?!
No, I'd rather scoff it!
And go legless, to my mother's horror!!!

If this goes on, I'll end up in the loony bin

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Grany Sat 28-Mar-20 19:19:04

If this goes on, I'll end up in the loony bin
Shouting making a din

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Mar-20 23:12:23

If this goes on, I'll end up in the loony bin
I'll be screaming, shouting making a din
But who will hear?

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Elrel Sat 28-Mar-20 23:57:38

If this goes on, I'll end up in the loony bin
I'll be screaming, shouting making a din
But who will hear?
I hope someone's near

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crazyH Sun 29-Mar-20 00:11:34

If this goes on, I'll end up in the loony bin
I'll be screaming, shouting making a din
But who will hear?
I hope someone's near
If not , I'll go back to my gin.

There comes my knight in shining armour

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henetha Sun 29-Mar-20 10:08:38

There comes my knight in shining armour
It's rusty, but I don't care, he's a charmer

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:14:02

There comes my knight in shining armour
It's rusty, but I don't care, he's a charmer
At present, needs must!

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callgirl1 Mon 30-Mar-20 00:06:31

There comes my knight in shining armour
It`s rusty, but I don`t care, he`s a charmer
At present, needs must!
So will ignore the rust,

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crazyH Mon 30-Mar-20 00:19:12

There comes my knight in shining armour
It`s rusty, but I don`t care, he`s a charmer
At present, needs must!
So will ignore the rust,
And will deal with it when I'm calmer.

In the meanwhile, to the hardware store I'll go

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