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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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crazyH Sat 16-May-20 23:34:55

Mother dear, will you lend me some cash?
I need some cream for this awful rash,

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Juliet27 Sun 17-May-20 07:18:46

Mother dear, will you lend me some cash?
I need some cream for this awful rash,
Not sure how I caught it

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lizzypopbottle Sun 17-May-20 14:15:14

Mother dear, will you lend me some cash?
I need some cream for this awful rash,
Not sure how I caught it
Antibiotics might sort it,

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Grany Sun 17-May-20 23:36:03

Mother dear, will you lend me some cash?
I need some cream for this awful rash,
Not sure how I caught it
Antibiotics might sort it,
But hurry I really must dash

Doing the weeding tomorrow

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Jangran99 Mon 18-May-20 00:04:27

Doing the weeding tomorrow
Have you a hoe I can borrow?

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Juliet27 Mon 18-May-20 06:01:10

Doing the weeding tomorrow
Have you a hoe I can borrow?
I’ve lent it elsewhere

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Jangran99 Mon 18-May-20 08:05:25

Doing the weeding tomorrow
Have you a hoe I can borrow?
I’ve lent it elsewhere
And I really despair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-May-20 10:26:04

Doing the weeding tomorrow
Have you a hoe I can borrow?
I've lent it elsewhere
And I really despair
Those dandelions give me great sorrow.

I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose

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henetha Mon 18-May-20 11:17:14

I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose
A scented one which brings delight to my nose

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lizzypopbottle Mon 18-May-20 15:43:32

I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose,
A scented one which brings delight to my nose
Antihistamine at the ready

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Grany Mon 18-May-20 16:12:25

I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose,
A scented one which brings delight to my nose
Antihistamine at the ready
Holding my hand steady

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lizzypopbottle Mon 18-May-20 17:10:22

I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose
A scented one which brings delight to my nose
Antihistamine at the ready
Holding my hand steady
I'll water it well with the hose.

I'm fighting a battle with weeds

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Juliet27 Mon 18-May-20 18:53:25

I'm fighting a battle with weeds
Before they start shedding their seeds

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lizzypopbottle Mon 18-May-20 20:16:39

I'm fighting a battle with weeds,
Before they start shedding their seeds
I've bought a flame thrower

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Nannytrace Mon 18-May-20 21:09:20

Put guns on the mower

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Nannytrace Mon 18-May-20 21:11:24

I'm fighting a battle with weeds,
Before they start shedding their seeds
I've bought a flame thrower
Put guns on the mower

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lizzypopbottle Mon 18-May-20 22:42:35

I'm fighting a battle with weeds,
Before they start shedding their seeds
I've bought a flame thrower
Put guns on the mower
I'm ready for dastardly deeds!

You're all invited round to my house!

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crazyH Tue 19-May-20 00:43:52

You're all invited round to my house!
To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse

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henetha Tue 19-May-20 11:59:04

You're all invited round to my house!
To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse
I'll bring a hoe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 19-May-20 12:41:45

You're all invited round to my house!
To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse
I'll bring a hoe
To those weeds, such a foe

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lizzypopbottle Tue 19-May-20 13:46:06

You're all invited round to my house
To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse,
I'll bring a how
To those weeds such a for
I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!

Red cabbage we'll have on the side,

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lizzypopbottle Tue 19-May-20 13:46:42

Aarrrgh! ???????

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lizzypopbottle Tue 19-May-20 13:48:40

You're all invited round to my house
To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse.
I'll bring a hoe
To those weeds such a foe
I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!

Red cabbage we'll have on the side,

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crazyH Tue 19-May-20 14:26:39

Red cabbage we'll have on the side,
Not too much, that's one thing I can't abide

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Juliet27 Tue 19-May-20 14:31:22

Red cabbage we'll have on the side,
I can’t say that’s something I’ve tried

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