Limericks 14

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?
If you stretch it, it could rhyme with Ford Ka,

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so
Will give it a go
But can't think of a rhyme other than gin

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so
Will give it a go

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so

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Can't think of a line to begin, (This is my first line!)
Would that be considered a sin?

New first line lizzy

Can't think of a line to begin, (This is my first line!)

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong
So horribly wrong
Is perfect for cooling the blood!

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong
So horribly wrong

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy
While feeling so groggy
What €$π¢$@# turned out the light!

I fell down with a terrible thud

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy
While feeling so groggy

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Heading towards me

Lower away lizzie,adds to the fun

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo
Their family they miss
Babies they can't kiss
They'll just have to have a good brew!

crazyH I've been so tempted to lower the tone on a number of occasions!

I walked down the alley one night

Lizzy, there could be a whole new Naughty Verse there ??

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,
Their family they miss
Babies they can't kiss

Ha ha Lizzy!!

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,
Their family they miss

????

There's many a Man and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?,
Compensating with a glug
Of wine and a cornbeef tart.

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?,
Compensating with a glug

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart