Limericks 14

He’s certainly a weird looking guy!
Should I ignore him and walk on by?
If I do, I’ll feel guilty
But he's all silty

He’s certainly a weird looking guy!
Should I ignore him and walk on by?
If I do, I’ll feel guilty

He’s certainly a weird looking guy!
Should I ignore him and walk on by?

Eek he is! Oh is that the 1st line?

He's certainly a weird looking guy!

So the small glass turned into a bottle
The veins on my nose are all mottled
The wine rack is bare
It's simply not fair
Pink elephants? No! Axolotl...

So the small glass turned into a bottle
The veins on my nose are all mottled
The wine rack is bare
It's simply not fair!

So the small glass turned into a bottle
The veins on my nose are all mottled
The wine rack is bare

So the small glass turned into a bottle?
The veins on my nose are all mottled

The veins on my nose are all mottled

I’m having a small glass of red ?
Good for health when all’s done and said
I’m under the table
Can I get up? I’m unable!
I guess that's better than under the bed!

So the small glass turned into a bottle?

I’m having a small glass of red ?
Good for health when all’s done and said
I’m under the table
Can I get up? I’m unable!

I'm having a small glass of red,?
Good for health when all's done and said,
I'm under the table

I'm having a small glass of red ?
Good for health when all’s done & said

We've been making the most of the sun
Out walking, bird watching or just having fun
We pack a picnic to take
Lots of goodies, mum's fruit cake
Good gracious! I think that's a nun!

I'm having a small glass of red ?

We’ve been making the most of the sun
Out walking, bird watching or just having fun
We pack a picnic to take
Lots of goodies, Mum's fruit cake,

We’ve been making the most of the sun
Out walking, bird watching or just having fun
We pack a picnic to take

We've been making the most of the sun
Out walking, bird watching, or just having fun

My friend has a terrible habit,
She puts earrings on her pet rabbit
From lop ears they dangle
With the grass they tangle
And hopping leaves him quite wabbit
Scots for exhausted

We've been making the most of the sun

My friend has a terrible habit,
She puts earrings on her pet rabbit
From lop ears they dangle
With the grass they tangle

My friend has a terrible habit,
She puts earrings on her pet rabbit
From lop ears they dangle

My friend has a terrible habit,
She puts earrings on her pet rabbit

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday
Let’s dance and sing and shout hip hip hooray!
I wish it would rain
Watering cans are a pain
But first I must find my brolly.

My friend has a terrible habit,

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday,
Let's dance and sing and shout hip hip hooray!
I wish it would rain
Watering cans are a pain

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday,
Let's dance and sing and shout hip hip hooray!
I wish it would rain