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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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henetha Sun 30-Aug-20 10:55:05

A gullible young man from Goole
Was always taken for a fool
He hung around town
While wearing a gown

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crazyH Sun 30-Aug-20 08:50:45

A gullible young man from Goole
Was always taken for a fool
He hung around town

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 30-Aug-20 08:45:27

A gullible young man from Goole
Was always taken for a fool

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Aug-20 08:01:33

Trevor is my ex fiancé
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé
Alas, she can`t cook
That he’ll overlook
He’s been truly hooked - you don’t say!

A gullible young man from Goole

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Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 22:54:41

grin X posts againCrazy

Trevor is my ex fiancé
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé
Alas, she can`t cook
That he’ll overlook

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crazyH Sat 29-Aug-20 22:49:56

Trevor is my ex fiancé
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé
But alas, she can`t cook
So he bought her a book

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Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 22:49:53

Trevor is my ex fiancé
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé
Alas, she can`t cook
That he’ll overlook

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Hellogirl1 Sat 29-Aug-20 22:25:53

Trevor is my ex fiancé
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé
But alas, she can`t cook

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crazyH Sat 29-Aug-20 22:22:14

Trevor is my ex fiance
His girlfriend looks like Beyoncé

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Hellogirl1 Sat 29-Aug-20 22:13:46

I`ll bake the best fruit cake ever
It will be my best endeavour
Delicious soaked fruit
Added arrowroot
And then try the cake out on Trevor.

Trevor is my ex fiance

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Juliet27 Sat 29-Aug-20 19:51:03

l’ll bake the best fruit cake ever
It will be my best endeavour
Delicious soaked fruit
Added arrowroot

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Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 19:08:29

I'll bake the best fruit cake ever
It will be my best endeavour
Delicious soaked fruit

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crazyH Sat 29-Aug-20 18:48:42

I'll bake the best fruit cake ever
It will be my best endeavour

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 29-Aug-20 12:22:27

The Albert Hall Proms now begin
No Britannia words is a sin?
I'll sing and be proud
And shout it out loud
This PC lark is wearing thin.

I'll bake the best fruit cake ever

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Juliet27 Sat 29-Aug-20 04:24:00

The Albert Hall Proms now begin,
No Britannia words is a sin ?
I'll sing and be proud
And shout it out loud

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henetha Fri 28-Aug-20 11:33:23

The Albert Hall Proms now begin,
No Britannia words is a sin ?
I'll sing and be proud

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Aug-20 02:39:07

The Albert Hall Proms now begin,
No Britannia words is a sin ?

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Elrel Fri 28-Aug-20 00:20:11

It's raining this morning in Devon
That's six soggy days out of seven
Clothes still wringing wet
It’s horrid, and yet...
I’d love to be there, sheer heaven!

The Albert Hall Proms now begin,

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crazyH Fri 28-Aug-20 00:17:51

It's raining this morning in Devon
That's six soggy days out of seven
Clothes still wringing wet
It’s horrid, and yet........
I have promised to visit Bevan

I'll bake him the best fruit cake, ever

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Aug-20 23:56:58

It's raining this morning in Devon
That's six soggy days out of seven
Clothes still wringing wet
It’s horrid, and yet........

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crazyH Thu 27-Aug-20 23:54:44

It's raining this morning in Devon
That's six soggy days out of seven
Clothes still wringing wet

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Aug-20 22:49:00

It's raining this morning in Devon
That's six soggy days out of seven

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henetha Thu 27-Aug-20 10:33:34

I wish I had hidden a spare
For the thieves, it would be a dare
But waiting is dog
Yet burglars he'd snog
Which really is very unfair.

It's raining this morning in Devon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 27-Aug-20 09:16:08

I wish I had hidden a spare
For the thieves, it would be a dare
But waiting is dog
Yet burglars he'd snog

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Aug-20 19:28:30

I wish I had hidden a spare
For the thieves, it would be a dare
But waiting is dog

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